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I thought a lot of sections are having fun taking the wee-wee and being random in their own mini-megathreads, so I thought I'd start one here. It'll have very light moderation, no swearing or rude piccies but pretty much anything goes... lets have some fun.

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Ok so start it then, pick a subject :p

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no no no no you've got it all wrong - you're supposed to wait until the regional members pull their hair out in frustration before inventing a regional banter thread! :smt019

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OK I`ll start.........

WHY CAN`T MEN READ BLOODY INSTRUCTIONS PRIOR TO FILLING IN FORMS ETC?

2 hours I spent last night helping my son fill in a form to claim his tax back. After 2 hours one question was stumping us so I looked on the front of a form thinking there must be a phone number to ring for help. There in big black bold lettering was

"SIGN IN THE 10 PLACES INDICATED... DO NOT ENTER ANY OTHER INFORMATION AS THIS MAY DELAY YOUR CLAIM WITH THE TAX OFFICE"!

2 bloomin hours filling in the sodding form with information they didn`t want! What a waste of time, I asked Chris if he had read the front page and his reply was "evidently not"!!!!! ](*,)

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So this is just an idle banter and Bu1 **** thread "of a kind"then but within the BP??

Dave

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oooo another regional thread to deraill


yippppppeeeeee :-)

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I`m taking tablets and man , do they make you fart ................. proper epic ones as well , the Badgeress is not happy with me .

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Do those tablets make your @rse hang out like a baggy sack to, like your big snores make your mouth all baggy?

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We are men, we don't need instructions. Even when lost or have totally ****ed up the install.

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Wotever!!!!! you mean you just refuse to read instructions as you all think you are superior beings lol :rolleyes:

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I am legend!
































In getting it wrong ;-)

Ste.

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we are superior beings??

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Not!! women rule :notworthy:

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Judging by the questionmarks I assume you`re asking a question... my answer is "No, you are not superior beings" lol

Women are far superior and are more talented... when god created man she was only joking!! :smt075

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lets face it though life as a woman without men would be boring, and life as a bloke with no women would be extremely boring!! cant live with them cant live without them...

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i mean without women who would we have to, cook, clean, blame for getting lost etc etc

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and yet you didn't read the instructions either :smt019

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erm hmmmm ok well obviously I assumed that he would have already read them *cough* :lol: had it been my form the instructions would have been read :D

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yourselves? :p

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What an excellent film!!! absolutely loved it :D

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I think I must be a woman.
I can wash, cook, clean, get blamed for being lost and I have boobs :p

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I have moobs to Col. Depressing ain't it?

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pmsl


I dont know how i have managed to stay away from this men Vrs women debate....

men rule.... end off..... Although i love women.... and i mean i think thay are ace.... I wish i could be a woman for a day....



















That big space is because i was typing what i would do in my day if i was one!! Then though i better remove it.

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I can flex mine.... but before you women start drooling its whats left of the muscle under the man boob so it dont look too appealing.

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I can hold a large pencil under mine :D

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ha ha ha.... is that your party trick. ;)

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lol I prefer not to demonstrate :rolleyes:

Lets see pics of you men holding a pen under your moobs!

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Mine can be quite warming when I'm on my own on a winters evening.





























I'll get me coat :smt044

I cant hold a pen with mine Claire, but I have a handy device to look after my donut :D

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Mine can hold a dozen ;-)

Ste.

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Bragger (or is that dreamer?) :D

okay, on a serious note do shellfish, ie. prawns, cockles, mussels have feelings? Do they have emotions? discuss.............

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Not real emotions, they are to self centred. Shellfish, the lot of em!

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Ba Dum Tishhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!

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Don't know and don't care as I don't like them!
Well prawns are not too bad in vinegar.
Ste.

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I thang you! I thang you! I'm here all week!

:takeabow:

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Wouldn`t give up the day job \\:D/

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I have JUST tried to see if I could too :smt109:smt098

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And if anyone needed a reason to keep their eye on the neighbours... :-dd

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proof is needed

Oops
 

Rode to Liverpool today. There's a layby on the A41 at Tushingham, on the Shropshire/Cheshire border. Brettus SV lives not far from it, he'll know where it is. It's set quite a good bit back from the road, a fairly wide entrance to it, screeened by trees. It's on a lovely open straight downhill section with perfect visibility, just where you'd want to overtake old vans chugging along. The damn thing was parked immediately in front of another van, both hidden by the trees. I've never seen one there before. I only saw it as I overtook, by then too late http://www.675.cc/675/images/smilies/icon_evil.gif I can only hope that the rustbucket van I was overtaking shielded me from the camera as otherwise I'll get a NIP soon http://www.675.cc/675/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif Just as the 3 points had expired, too http://www.675.cc/675/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif http://www.675.cc/675/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif http://www.675.cc/675/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif

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It's glorious out there and i'm fed up because the wife is working over the weekend and I don't have a babysitter!
Still at least baba is behaving.
Ste. :-(