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Holy 5hit Batman!! You must have been caning it if Squirrel Hooner couldn't catch you!!!!:shock::shock::shock:

Someone needs to tell that boy that you're not supposed to be able to get your knee down on a Blackbird!!!!!





Oh, BTW SH, when can you sort out my sliders for me? :smt046

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Meeting loads of new people (again! ;-))

Marking a junction with Drew and while sitting there thinking these have got to be the last bikes and even more just keep coming. :-D

The last section of the rideout, when we all knew Strechie had thought duck this pace and we all just went! I was out my leathers and changed before all the bikes where back! lol

Edit: congratulations Fizz!

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Oh and Mrs 24/7 - looking so so nervous before the ride started then catching her at lunchtime with a HUGE grin on her face!!

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Ditto on that one. Was nice to see Kate get more confident as the ride went on. I noticed a real different in her riding between the start and end of the ride, at the end she looked much much more relaxed and confident. Was great to see.

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+1 on that. I reckon a few more miles and she'd have been kicking Phil's ar5e:smt046

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The way the Soho Massive spent weeks working out routes, and deciding who was going in which group and where we'd stop for lunch, fuel, a fag, and who was leading and disagreeing over what time we should leave and who could take what in whose car etc.

Then on Sunday morning I innocently asked a lot of the hungover Soho Massive if there was a plan to get home, a departure time, lunch stop etc and got a resounding 'no'.

But of course Bear came up with a fab route, and we did a very unsuccessful pub crawl and ended up lunching at 4.30pm after finally finding somewhere that would serve us, and I totally missed the petrol stop because the marker was flashing her boobage at me and this clearly only works on the boys as a beacon, and then having said he'd lead us onto the A41 Mr LPH promptly drove on to the M40 - sorry Messie!

Mr LPH has said it's about time he joined the Org. but he's refusing to sign up as Mr LPH so he needs a Pea related name - any suggestions?

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Christ, I knew I went home with the wrong group!

Jo needs to compensate I think. :bom:

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LOL I think I may have already compensated enough at the AR! :-P Especially when forgetting how loose my top was on the day I arrived and how much it would drop when riding my bike from the gravel park back up to the hotel! :oops:

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Ooo ooo!!

Mushy peas
Peas on earth
Not so LPH
Bigger Pea Head?

:-D

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It's ok, I dont think anyone minded. :):rolleyes:

But that is a fantastic ideas for a marker system for next year's AR - just have all the female riders flashng at each junction, guaranteed noone misses them!

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:winner:

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Pea'd orf

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Ella Minnow Pea (one of my fav books)
Peapea-not-weewee
Fergie (as in Black Eyed Peas)
Mr Big (a variety of pea, I kid you not!)
alternatively, Little Marvel (another variety)
豆 (pea in Chinese)

I am giving this waaaay too much thought than is healthy!

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How about this for Chinese?

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lol imagine typo-ing that!

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Like to see the swear filtertry block that ;)

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Marrowfat Man

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Oh and another one - the horses.

Far from being startled by us, I think they loved all the bikes. Did you see them all come up to the fence and watch as we all set off in the morning?
Someone (can't remembe who, sorry) said that he was sure that when he nodded at them they nodded back!

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Watching the other markers in front of me, thinking damn, they look like they are going damn fast and leaning over a hell of a lot - then realising I was doing exactly the same, two up on a 'sports tourer' :cool:

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I've just remembered another one.

Approaching a junction, looking for the marker, to discover Bear dry humping the signpost :p

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i wasnt that bad was i?

yeah i did say my apologies :oops:... not to DMC tho the ***** ;)

everyday was an awesome day and meeting lots of awesome people, made the mistake of drinking the post ride friday night (i seem to say that alot) but it was all brilliant and fun times. loots of cool people met ..... muhco fun times! :-P

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My strongest memory - BBC pointing out just how nippy it was on Sunday morning.

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She's like that EVERY AR. You need to attend more.

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Absolutely - she was fab - well done my lover - and thanks for such a great time - love ya.
Was great to meet new peeps and spend more time with the lovely friends we made last year too.
The ride was amazing - so much beautiful scenery - the best yet as pillion. I loved 1000 sheep road.
RichT pointing out that we were going xxx mph - what a buzz - then a few mins later when he pointed out we were going xxx +4 - I felt the smile growing on my face the faster we were going!!
Having a huge snuggle with squirrel last night - my new hot water bottle.
All the beautiful dogs that joined us.
Well done Cheryl and everyone who helped make this such an amazing weekend - It was FANTASTIC! ;)

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Okay. For me it was the whole thing. From the never ending anticipation of the event itself. Thought it was never going to arrive and next thing I know its the evening before. Starting off with Foxy and watching how much she was shaking. I thought it was nerves but it was excitement. How awesome is that?

Meeting up with a few of the South West Surfers to ride up together. Thanks to Rich T for a wonderfully organized ride. Even if we did forget about Beenz and leave the services before he arrived.

Arriving at the hotel and seeing the venue laid out in front of us. Wonderful.

Getting to meet all my old friends who I have not seen for far too long. Getting propositioned by Bear several times throughout the weekend. Drunk and sober. Meeting the people behind the forum names. Tim Wilky, Dicky Ticker and little pea head especially, really enjoyed your company and the conversation. I spoke to so many new people and can barely remember who all of them were. I wanted to make sure I met more people than I have in the past and I did that.

The fourth leg of the ride. Being at the front with Stretchie the pace was awesome and those bends at speed were amazing. Loved it.

But for me the best memory will be with the time I spent with Foxy. Our first AR together and it was amazing. We took a very long way home and stopped off in Ross-on-Wye for lunch.

The riding with a big group has done wonders for her riding confidence and the ride home was brilliant.

Thanks to everyone.

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Poddington :-D


Memories....hmmmm....

The ride, the people, the laughs

The dogs

The DAKAR :cool:

Returning Electro's wallet to him, definitely a good deed for the weekend

My inability to eat food on Saturday without getting it on some part of my clothing be it egg/mayonnaise/tea/chocolate, gah!

Iffy's snoring, definitely memorable....

Bear highlighting important points in Cheryl's speech on the saturday night..by groping Shelly doggystyle :P

Some bloke playing snooker who repeatedly poked me with his cue (definitely not in a good way), how rude!

And just the weekend in general, what a bunch of great people you all are, it's always a pleasure :)

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The riding done it for me this year. The route was the dogs danglies and the way home was equally as good. Britain HAS got some good roads!

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^ what he said.
I think my cornering skills have got better thanks to the weekend and the ride home....

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+1, my cornering has definately improved!

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Poor Quiff ;).

Thank you to you, mattSV, and the other 200 people who so kindly stepped in to put my tent up for me when I had no clue where to start.

Thanks to all those involved in sorting the ride - the route, the leading, the marking, the TECing. Plus a big thank you to GG for overseeing all of the organising and finding the venue etc.

I had a great time - amazing roads, lovely people and lots and lots of motorbikes. Oh, and a drink or two.

Roll on AR11.

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My finest work of the WHOLE weekend your honour :smt035

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Invading Bears Tent , I will reveal all later . That stupid crazy eyed mother ****er of a Sheep that charged right across me on 1000 sheep road , Being the "Last Man Standing" and going to bed last and staggering to my tent in daylight just as somebody emerged from their tent with a towel under their arm for an early morning shower , Drawing a really tiny todger on "Dangerous Dave" after Girth said "I`ve forgotten how to draw one!!!" .... giving too much away here really , I`ll do an epic write up :)

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Lies lies lies. Although you zipped me into my tent I purposely stood up for ten more minutes so I could claim that one.

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Nice try you Spicy Simian , I took my sweet time walking across that field :)

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Christening Bellerophone "Bellend".

Genius....

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Indeed it was Nic, indeed it was.

For me...where to start???

Being in the cabin and therefore able to meet and say hello to pretty much everyone that arrived before 9pm...after that I was in desperate need of a shower, so sorry, but if you arrived then you were in good hands :-)

Thirsday night, something happened at the end of the night that will make me laugh forever, that's all I'm saying and only a few others will ever share that...because they were there!

Seeing the look on Bills (banannamans) face when he was telling me how amazing he thought the roads and scenery were.

Driving into the field and almost wetting myself when I saw Dangerous Dave tied to a tent!

The ride, my first time in a big group and marking and it didn't feel any different to a normal ride, only more people to share the fun with...

Leading me on to trying desperately to catch up after marking on leg 2 and having Stig behind me as we did some rather ridiculous speeds up the brecon bypass and through the twisties. I actually think there was a point at which we rode for about 6-8 miles before meeting the next little group and passing. Felt like that anyway.

Having a clear road in front of me on the second run of 1000 sheep road with Treacle behind me. Two Kwaks flying down the road with gingernuts at the controls...awesome and made better by seeing the smile on his face at the next stop...I think he enjoyed that ;-)

The last leg when it was just a bunch of markers and Stretchie decided to have some fun. We all stuck pretty close and the noise was...IMMENSE! Also enjoyed perving at Baldyman in my mirrors ;-)

Bear telling everyone to be quiet in the bar, then doing unspeakable things to Shelly.

Thanking everyone, toasting absent friends as the Org has loved and lost a few over the years and seeing people make their way to say cheers to Hovis.

Seeing Girths skills on the pole, he's done that before!

Many many hugs of pretty much everyone all weekend. Many many hugs off my Stretchiemapoos as he's gorgeous and I love him.

So many people meeting MBK and now understanding just why me and Dan love her so very very much.

Bear telling any man he could find on Saturday night to have a grope of my breasts as he proclaimed them to be amazing.

Bear numming my breasts on Saturday night, then having a little nibble and moaning when I refused to remove my hoodie, t-shirt and bra!

Bear when he realised that on my way to the loos on Saturday morning that I had no bra on and wouldn't allow him to grope me ;-)

Anyone else spotting a theme here ;-)


Who am I kidding, it was all amazing and it was all down to you lot being there :-)

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Oh, the wit...lol!!

Its only borrowed. I WILL have my revenge, in this life or the next.

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Well done mate, that's quite an achievment, one which I am looking forward to myself someday (hopefully)

• The AMAZING banter ALL weekend (just a couple from the many)
  • Blue Curvey Jester - I love you man... Even if it does take you hours to tell us about surfing up the Severn in your flip flops to your MiniMoto GP championship at Strensham services.... Timothy Cocksnot solutes you :smt003
  • Mac99 - For explaining Wales national dish of 'Border Collie and Chips' which they sell just west of Crickhowell, they also do a kids meal, 'Jack Russell Nuggets and chips' or a supersized version which is 'Battered St Bernard and wedges'
  • MattSV - For feeding me ammo all weekend and taking it like the man he is, DUUUDE (and also for the constant abuse of the Quiff meister)
  • Squirrell_Hunter and BaP - The ongoing saga of problem erections
• Leading - I was so nervous on Saturday morning, we had a markers meeting and I talked gibberish until all the markers took over and held the meeting while I stood there shaking like a 12 year old at a Westlife concert
• The rozzer turning up at the first stop and being an absolute dude, especially after Spiderman came over pinched his bum and put his arms around him
• The last two legs especially of the route - ESPECIALLY the home stretch eh Fizz ;)
• Having a fantastic pillion
• Monkeys face light up as he said "We just don't get to ride roads like this", come over anytime mate
• My WONDERFUL missus getting all the thanks and praise she deserves and then crying about it... You silly sod, I LOVE YOU

And above all just seeing everyone in one field having a blast as we do every year

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Would have been so much quicker if jonathan knob-rot haden't kept making me laugh or that bottle of vodka had been smaller

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    Originally Posted by _Stretchie_ (Post 2339564) Mac99 - For explaining Wales national dish of 'Border Collie and Chips' which they sell just west of Crickhowell, they also do a kids meal, 'Jack Russell Nuggets and chips' or a supersized version which is 'Battered St Bernard and wedges'

awesome miss read even though i did go past there to see if they had any left on my ride past the sign was missing and a burger king lorry was going the other way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tard... But just to let you know, it was there yesterday (Monday) afternoon when we passed