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Replace them with pink everything :)

Or do what my mate did to our football team when his mom used to wash the kit for us, put small pins all down the arms and cuffs so you got scratched to fook putting them on ;)

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Thing is, he knows where I live. So I can't go too far.

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Cut two patches from the back of all his trousers, exposing his two ar se cheeks, works well with the thong idea!

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Cut two nipple sized shapes in his t shirts.

Maybe a bit harsh wrecking his t shirts, but i didn't pay for them. ;)

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replace his tee shirts 2-3 sizes smaller ........................
i put on a tee shirt once thinking i'm getting fat or this shirt is shrinking....................i was my sons...

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remove all clothes, substitute with fancy dress. damaging stuff isnt funny but forcing them to wear something is :)

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^^^^ That's what I was thinking.

It's far too good an oportunity not to do something.

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Hhhmmmm - I am not so sure about all this chaps - I am the one who has to give the bag to him when he arrives... I am leaving in an hour so need something suggested that is quick and easy to do.

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If you only got an hour then swing by a charity shop and just buy some garish clothing, fancy dress if you can! Replace his clothes with the ones from the charity shop and dont give him his real clothes until he cracks!:p

We've done it on Stag do's (except the clothes were left at home), Acapulco shirts and speedo's for the water park and beach, Tutu's or the Iconic Geri Halliwell england dress with wig and PVC platforms for the night out clubbing! funny as!

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Could always padlock the zips on his bag. We could then ransom the key for alcohol.