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markmoto 22-08-09 10:59 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Luckypants (Post 2012844)
Of pertness / firmness / cleavage-liciousness :twisted:

true enough pencil underneath could just mean the wench has saggy buns :D think the guys should come up with a standard .org test for all the ladies to carry out lol...

Nobbylad 22-08-09 11:52 PM

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Elbow test surely?

Stand facing the wall with elbows facing forwards (hands by ears), which touches first? Elbows or.....

orose 23-08-09 07:17 AM

Re: The Borderline
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Luckypants (Post 2012740)
I thought a pencil held between them was the best measure? :smt049

Well, the internet is your friend - pencils are a wonderful testing device. Underneath will tell you whether you need a bra or not, in the cleavage will tell you if its right, and in the hair will tell you if you're black (from apartheid era SA).

stewie 23-08-09 11:45 AM

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Thanks to my truckers diet I now have a nice set of moobs ;) will have to try the pencil test, not been on much recently, hope you,re all well :D

mister c 23-08-09 11:57 AM

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Aye up Stewie...Your doing too much work mate, it's not good for you :)

xXBADGERXx 23-08-09 03:27 PM

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I just got Guitar Hero World Tour with the Drums and Microphone and Guitar , I has been Rawking mah Living Room like it was Donington \m/ ^_^ \m/

DaveP 23-08-09 04:01 PM

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i just spend the last three hours catching up on my sleep... had a big night last night. KING OF STELLA!!!


ha ha ha.... still a bit ****ed now i think.


dave

slark01 29-08-09 06:35 PM

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Should I get drunk tonight and hope I can have a lay in or just have a couple of drinks and go to bed early?

Luckypants 30-08-09 07:57 PM

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We got pretty slammed, could barely crawl out of bed this morning! Show night is always pretty alcoholic! :drunken:

Speedy Claire 30-08-09 09:03 PM

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OMG I`m totally done in! Was a great night and I can`t quite believe how much I drunk but i`m about to crawl back to bed!


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