Dear Tourists...
Lovely to see you in the area. I hope you enjoy your stay.
As you know, we're home to Croy Brae (AKA Electric Brae), one of those inexplicable places where cars roll UP the hill. It would be a shame to miss it while you're here. However, please bear in mind it's on a nice biking road and, when I come round that blind left-hander, it would be really ****ing helpful if I wasn't confronted by the back of your Saab rolling slowly up the hill towards me. Today's slow-moving chicane caused by one of your compadres doing the same on the other side of the road was a blast though. Thanks for that. Perhaps the next time you might want to use that very long and very empty layby - you know, the one I pulled into to empty my ****ing trousers. It's a shame you ****ed off at that point - I was only on my way over to give the traditional Ayrshire greeting - I hope you didn't miss the sign language version. Thanks for your attention. |
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I'm confused...how can a car roll up a hill??
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravity_hill
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My dad took us as weans and now I take my own weans! Love to stop and roll 'up' the hill!
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Me too. I'm down that road regularly and still stop sometimes when I'm in the car on my own, big kid that I am. :D
Not right on the bend though, eh? It doesn't even work so well at the top (or rather, bottom) of the hill. |
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I shall have to visit this one day...
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Now where are my keys?
Gonna be a busy place this weekend |
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