Re: North North West Guildford Review
Chris told me the squirrel was waving for help.
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Re: North North West Guildford Review
And wincing just a little as he'd suffered a minor sprain to his leg tripping over a catseye to get out of the way of a recklessly speeding van I'd heard from a traumatised eye witness. Nothing half hour snuggled into pre-warmed a glittering bra couldn't have put right.
'Tis a shame, he leaves a wife and 15 babies behind who will doubtless now turn into squirrel chavs and spend their time hanging about in phone boxes chucking nut shells at old ladies. |
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Squirrels are vermin. The just have a better PR agency than pigeons and rats.
That bikini now has a bald patch over one nipple where the sequinns have been rubbed off. |
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"I know what you did last summer....."
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Cold in Wales was it?
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