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Farting and then pretending it's something in the bin that smells.
"anyone smell that odd smell" *checks bin* "someone want to open the window?"

Hmm, you mean that smell of farts I haven't noticed in the 3 hours you weren't here? ;)

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:lol: I'm going to use that!

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Picking your nose and flicking the results over the desk divider to your 'busy' colleague...if your lucky, you might even be able to hear the 'pitter-patter' as the offending missile hurls itself across said colleague's work notes.

Nice.

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Haha I don't work in an office, not my thing really at the moment......but when some lets rip all best to blame someone else.

i heard I will be doing some office based stuff based next year, the amount of time that I have do it will be cut down. I'm looking foward to doing it as I will learn useful stuff, the fact its less time is also good, but I could also request more time if I wanted too.

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...whistling...

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i finished school years ago

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Having a very loud argument with someone on the phone in a deathly silent office!

Sitting there with your Mp3 Player on nice and loud. Well, they say you cant do it on the train or the bus any more :)

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A few for the girls ;)

1. Taking your shoes off. Yes we can smell your feet.
2. Turning the air con off in summer. Us boyos need to wear a shirt & tie, so if you're cold in a skimpy top; put a proper top on.

And boys

1. Not shower (especially for the IT guys here ;))
2. Use the fact you're the boss to be pervy

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Sh@g the secretary.

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you don't need to be a boss to do that..