Machine Mart Sale 10th Jan
 

The lovely chaps at Machine Mart have invited me to their January sale on the 10th from 6pm-9pm. Yes, invited, you can't just turn up, oh no.

Anyway all Clarke stuff is VAT free and everything else is 10% off and I could do with a new socket set so what the hey!

I can bring 3 guests (no, seriously, it's invitation only) so anybody want to come? If you can't make it I'd be delighted to take orders for collection or delivery.

Mmmm. Tools...

Re: Machine Mart Sale 10th Jan
 

How about their wood burners and log splitters? Is everything in the Sale?

Re: Machine Mart Sale 10th Jan
 

Yes!! An EXTRA 10% OFF the already low, low prices in our current trade catalogue when you buy any other branded products from our vast range in-store during this special promotion.

OK, I'm quoting now but you get the idea!

Re: Machine Mart Sale 10th Jan
 

If I say yes, will they pay my mileage costs to get there :?:

Re: Machine Mart Sale 10th Jan
 

So what's so special about you then?:)

Re: Machine Mart Sale 10th Jan
 

Well I bought one of these - the 16oz version - and they obviously spotted I was a man of distiction (a real big spender if you will) and someone who might have 3 friends...

I'm also hung like an absolute stallion but I don't think that's particularly relevant here. ;)

Re: Machine Mart Sale 10th Jan
 

dont think thats much to boast about. ;)

Re: Machine Mart Sale 10th Jan
 

:lol:

Re: Machine Mart Sale 10th Jan
 

I've got one of these for sunday the 6th and the 13th at the Edinburgh branch too, if anyone wants anything.

Re: Machine Mart Sale 10th Jan
 

You want to be hung like a hamster, they are huge!