Kermit Jagger
 

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(you're gonna love this)


(its a real treat)



(a masterpiece)


(wait for it)





The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."


(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!
Have a lovely day

Re: Kermit Jagger
 

:smt082:smt082:smt082:smt082:smt082:smt082:smt082

Re: Kermit Jagger
 

Freak! :-)

Re: Kermit Jagger
 

Are you referring to the cheesy comments at the end? Cos I didn't write that, I just copied it;)

Re: Kermit Jagger
 

hehe! good one!

Re: Kermit Jagger
 

Nope, just you, but don't worry, I've rarely got anything constructive to say! :-D

Re: Kermit Jagger
 

not seen the joke thread then:rolleyes:

Re: Kermit Jagger
 

Yeh all it has in there is your name;)

Re: Kermit Jagger
 

your right...........



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