Motorbikes versus Women.
 

* Motorbikes don't get pregnant

* You can ride a Motorbike at any time of the month

* Motorbikes don't have parents

* Motorbikes don't whine unless something is really wrong

* You can share a Motorbike with friends

* Motorbikes don't care how many other Motorbikes you have ridden

* When riding, both you and your Motorbike arrive at the same time

* Motorbikes don't care how many other Motorbikes you have

* Motorbikes don't care if you buy Motorbike magazines

* Motorbikes don't care if you look at other Motorbikes

* You'll never hear "Surprise, you are going to have a new little
Motorbike", unless you go out and buy one yourself

* If your Motorbike goes flat, you can fix it

* If your Motorbike is too loose, you can tighten it

* If your Motorbike is mis-aligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it

* You can ride a friends Motorbike and still stay friends

* If you say bad things to your Motorbike, you don't have to apologize to
it before you can ride again

* You can ride your Motorbike for as long as you like and it won't get sore

* You can stop riding your Motorbike as soon as you like and it won't get frustrated

* Your Mother won't stay in touch with your old Motorbike after you dump it

* Motorbikes don't get headaches

* Motorbikes don't criticize you if you are a hopeless rider

* Your Motorbike never wants a night out with other Motorbikes

* Motorbikes don't care if you are late

* You don't have to take a shower before you ride your Motorbike

* If your Motorbike doesn't look good, you can paint it or get new parts

* You can ride a Motorbike the first time you meet and you don't have to
take it to dinner

* The only protection you need when riding a Motorbike is a decent crash helmet

* You can boast in mixed company what a great ride you had the last time
you were on your Motorbike

* A motorbikes curves will never sag

*When you get a new motorbike you don't have to give money to the old one every month

*You can kick a motorbike to wake it up in the morning
:)

Re: Motorbikes versus Women.
 

Are you are ready for the onslaught.

I hope none of the ladies know where you live!

You make some good points though ;)

Re: Motorbikes versus Women.
 

OMG!!!! can`t believe what you`ve just put lol

think we need to start another thread........

Motorbikes V. Men

• At least with motorbikes we have power between our legs!!!
• You can ride a motorbike for hours and hours and hours
• A motorbike won`t ask if its the biggest you`ve ever ridden!
• A motorbike won`t ask "Am I The Best"
• A motorbike won`t compare you to the women in Playboy
• A motorbike won`t leave hair in the sink or a ring in the bath
• A motorbike won`t leave dirty underwear on the floor
• A motorbike will never leave you for another woman
• A motorbike won`t care if you make more money than they do

Re: Motorbikes versus Women.
 

In reply Claire:

*lights the blue touch-paper and stands well back*

A motorbike wont do the DIY
A motorbike wont help you repair another motorbike
A motorbike wont help you maintain your motorbike
A motorbike wont help you choose your outfit
A motorbike wont lie and tell you you look beautiful or your bum doesn't look big in that
A motorbike wont help you lift heavy objects
A motorbike wont help you get the lid off the jam
A motorbike wont tune your tv in or programme any of your home electronics
A motorbike wont ever tell you what feels good so you can use it to seduce your next motorbike
A motorbike will never pay for you to have your hair/nails done

Someone's opened a can of worms here!

Re: Motorbikes versus Women.
 

interesting. I have never met a man who can out-DIY me. care to try?

Re: Motorbikes versus Women.
 

Lmao, sounds a fun challenge.

Re: Motorbikes versus Women.
 

I felt some sort of response had to be offered. :takeabow:

Re: Motorbikes versus Women.
 

You are way off beam. With women:

• You can ride a full power woman at 16 without a licence, and don't need to pass a basic test
• If you decide to have a break, you don't have to notify the Authorities that they are SORN
• BluePete won't prosecute you if your woman is unlicensed or hasn't had her annual test

It's no contest........

Re: Motorbikes versus Women.
 

OK, its a challenge you're after is it? Well in that case come on down and do my gardening thats been ignored since late Autumn.

I normaly take about 3hrs to do it so go right ahead and try beating that.

if that aint your scene the bedroom needs repainting and i'll time you first and the next time it needs doing i'll do it and let you know who won.

Sounds a fair challenge to me, so you game?
;)

Re: Motorbikes versus Women.
 

DIY can be a lot of things...

And I need some bigger jets ...

So come up here and pull the carbs off my bike would yer :-P