Do bikers get the bottom problem beginning with H?
 

Was talking to someone over the weekend and they told me that bikers got piles. Is this true?
:confused:

Re: Do bikers get the bottom problem beginning with H?
 

nah there ya balls grownin cos you ride a bike n there all jealous :)

Re: Do bikers get the bottom problem beginning with H?
 

The only time I got piles was after trying to squeeze something the size of a melon out of something the size of a smartie tube:D

Re: Do bikers get the bottom problem beginning with H?
 

why were you trying that for?

best part is trying to squeeze something the size of a smarty tube back up there... so a happy person once told me...:cyclopsani::smt100

Re: Do bikers get the bottom problem beginning with H?
 

Piles my ar5e

Re: Do bikers get the bottom problem beginning with H?
 

Oh very very dear. (Mental note, keep away from Richie at the AR)

Re: Do bikers get the bottom problem beginning with H?
 

I have tried that whole melon/smartie tube thing, it just tore the packet!

Seriously, the biggest cause of piles must surely be poor diet and straining out a cable. Another symptom of this can be anal fissures, they really do bleed, trust me.

So eat well, drink plenty of water to keep your "solids" moist and don't push too hard, that way you should avoid Piles.

By the way, to get around the embarrassment of buying pile cream, just tell the Chemist that you have just had a new Tattoo. Mind you, that can make a new tattoo rather embarrassing...:p

Re: Do bikers get the bottom problem beginning with H?
 

it's ok, I didn't wander to the brown side...:smt011

but as they say... each to there own.

Re: Do bikers get the bottom problem beginning with H?
 

My biology teacher used to tell us "never to strain more than 3 times" :-|. Oh and the thing about sitting on cold walls is a myth too :rolleyes:

As well as the fact that asparagus and sugar puffs will make your pee smell, he was a strange old chap :lol:

Re: Do bikers get the bottom problem beginning with H?
 

Great innit. My Charity event has been posted since Firday and this thread has had 3 times as many views!