I smell of poo!
 

I do you know!

Not my fault though, there has been a burst up the road and I didn't realise it was more than water :(

I was already soaked having gone out in leathers in the sunshine this morning to work and been caught in the rain on the way home. The torrential rain must have been too much for the pipes, so, up came the sewage!

'Cos I was soaking already, and love making a splash, I was, shall we say, "enthusiastic" going through the road-wide puddle and came out the other side smelling of poo with minging loo roll hanging from the pointy out bits on the bike. Needless to say, the leathers are a touch fragrant and the boots have been jet-washed already. The bike, that may never be the same again and the drive needs disinfecting after the various floating bits of sewage were rinsed onto it.

Overall, I rate my journey home as 0/10!

Pete

Re: I smell of poo!
 

if you had one of those curvy bikes you would have been fine mate.Nothing can stick to them,they are sooooo smooth

Re: I smell of poo!
 

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


get outside, your making this whole forum reek!!!

Re: I smell of poo!
 

:riding::oops::ncool::sick:

Re: I smell of poo!
 

Well, we all know pointies are sh*te anyway, so.................:p

On a serious note, you maybe ought to speak to a doctor, see if you need a course of tablets to avoid catching something nasty from the sewage.

Re: I smell of poo!
 

lissa has a good point. I think it would be ok though as long as you didnt drink anything...

might get some sort of nasty skin ailment though?

Re: I smell of poo!
 

Thats crap news mate.

Suggest a rename to PooPete

Re: I smell of poo!
 

:laughat:pooey pants

Re: I smell of poo!
 

Now that has made me laugh .......... sorry pooey Bluey LOL

Re: I smell of poo!
 

did you carp yourself mate