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Messie 18-11-08 07:11 PM

Dear Deirdre of the dot org
 
Help me with my dilemma please

There's this guy I fancy who really thinks that girls drinking pints is cool

but

if I drink pints I want to go pee pee all the time

what should I do?

Mr Speirs 18-11-08 07:15 PM

Re: Dear Deirdre of the dot org
 
Must you drink pints just to get his attention??? If it takes as little as this to get his attention then think how quickly you may lose his attention.

If you must drink pints tho drink on a full belly. You must also hold your first pee of the night as long as you can. Once the flood gates are opened they won't close. But if you pee after drinking 3 pints you will find your pee are farther between than if you pee'd after 1. :)

Biker Biggles 18-11-08 07:15 PM

Re: Dear Deirdre of the dot org
 
Wear a nappy.
He might be into that as well.

Demonz 18-11-08 07:15 PM

Re: Dear Deirdre of the dot org
 
Dear Messie - nice to hear from you again. I would recommmend trying one of these as a possible solution to your problem: http://www.shewee.com/

Dangerous Dave 18-11-08 07:16 PM

Re: Dear Deirdre of the dot org
 
Eat, it will help absorb the liquid (and alcohol).

If he was to really like you as much as you like him he wouldn't be bothered if you drank pints or not.

Messie 18-11-08 07:16 PM

Re: Dear Deirdre of the dot org
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Speirs (Post 1689494)
Must you drink pints just to get his attention??? If it takes as little as this to get his attention then think how quickly you may lose his attention.

If you must drink pints tho drink on a full belly. You must also hold your first pee of the night as long as you can. Once the flood gates are opened they won't close. But if you pee after drinking 3 pints you will find your pee are farther between than if you pee'd after 1. :)

eh? That's too complicated. I'm only a girl. Put it in simple S L O W language for me please

SuzukiNess 18-11-08 07:18 PM

Re: Dear Deirdre of the dot org
 
messie you are my hero!

and they call us stupid

Lissa 18-11-08 07:19 PM

Re: Dear Deirdre of the dot org
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SuZuKiBaBe (Post 1689505)

and they call us stupid

Ah, but the inadequate always insult those superior to them:p

GazandKatie 18-11-08 07:22 PM

Re: Dear Deirdre of the dot org
 
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Becks 18-11-08 08:00 PM

Re: Dear Deirdre of the dot org
 
Be yourself, do not pretend to be anyone else.


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