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svpilot 20-11-08 11:24 AM

Svpilot's top tip for the day...
 
Don't put a dishwasher tablet in you mouth, ok?
Especially the ones where the wrapper dissolves!

I was loading up the dishwasher last night (I'm a modern man) and got a tablet out of the cupboard.
Then I spotted the obligatory left-over teaspoon (plus tea bag) on the side.
Picked up teaspoon and went throw the teabag in the bin (compost caddy actually, because I'm green
too).

But the tea bag was stuck. Ah, I would need two hands for this operation.
So, rather than do the sensible thing and put the tablet down... I put it in my mouth.
Teabag binned, spoon in dishwasher, now for the tablet and...

Yaaaaoooooowwwwwww
I had a strange Kind of burning, slightly fizzing sensation in my mouth. It took me about a nano second to realise I had done something very stupid.
Pulled it out and...

Yaaaaooooooooooooooowwwwwwww a layer of skin from my lip came with it!
ow ow ow.

Any suggestions for a macho excuse for my burnt looking lips would be gratefully received.
No one has mentioned it yet, but I have heard the chuckles.

SoulKiss 20-11-08 11:26 AM

Re: Svpilot's top tip for the day...
 
Thats almost (but not quite) as good a Top Tip as Sid Squids "Dont Crash"

I'm sure you will heal :)

Stingo 20-11-08 11:29 AM

Re: Svpilot's top tip for the day...
 
Severe case of 'snarling at the busby' rash??:smt104

Wideboy 20-11-08 11:30 AM

Re: Svpilot's top tip for the day...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by svpilot (Post 1691189)

Any suggestions for a macho excuse for my burnt looking lips would be greatfully received.

whilst loading the final teaspoon into the dishwasher it blew up then 100 kung fu fighting drug barrons blasted through the door and started to shoot the place up with flame throwers and you kung fu'ed them to death, swept up and put them in the bin

the_lone_wolf 20-11-08 11:37 AM

Re: Svpilot's top tip for the day...
 
tell them you have herpes?

Wideboy 20-11-08 12:06 PM

Re: Svpilot's top tip for the day...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by the_lone_wolf (Post 1691200)
tell them you have herpes?


:winner: :smt082

missyburd 20-11-08 12:17 PM

Re: Svpilot's top tip for the day...
 
That's your punishment for being lazy and not washing your dishes by hand :p :D :smt003

keithd 20-11-08 12:20 PM

Re: Svpilot's top tip for the day...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stingo (Post 1691196)
Severe case of 'snarling at the busby' rash??:smt104

lolocaust!

Mr Speirs 20-11-08 12:24 PM

Re: Svpilot's top tip for the day...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris (Post 1691232)
That's your punishment for being lazy and not washing your dishes by hand :p :D :smt003

If I had the choice i'd be doing my dishes in a dishwasher.
I find washing dishes by hand one of the biggest waste of time in my day.

I hate it soooooooooooooo so much.

Why is it always the mans job?? That and the bins. You ladies always choose the nice jobs and then when we finish ours horrible stinky nasty jobs you give us yours anyway??? :( :smt022

missyburd 20-11-08 12:32 PM

Re: Svpilot's top tip for the day...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Speirs (Post 1691246)
If I had the choice i'd be doing my dishes in a dishwasher.
I find washing dishes by hand one of the biggest waste of time in my day.

I hate it soooooooooooooo so much.

Why is it always the mans job?? That and the bins. You ladies always choose the nice jobs and then when we finish ours horrible stinky nasty jobs you give us yours anyway??? :( :smt022

Biggest waste of time yes I can agree with you on that one. Living with 4 other students is a nightmare when it comes to washing up, it just accumulates after a few hours :-( One bloke can't wash up properly so everything has to be redone, the same bloke stores the entire cutlery, mug and plate collection upstairs and we have to actively search out - under mouldy crap and his tip of a room - any stuff we need. We try and do a big cleanup every week but it never lasts long :rolleyes: Sorry, that ended up as a bit of a rant!

As for nice jobs, cleaning in general is a pain, what exactly is your definition of a "nice" cleaning job lol!


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