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timwilky 21-11-08 11:56 AM

Bloody Woman
 
<rant>

I just don't understand it. she has spent a fortune of my money on posh fires. Yesterday I hung a new radiator and it is now snowing and bloody freezing.

I am sat here with a woolly jumper and fleece on, shivering

the reason. She has opened all windows, and patio doors complaining it is like a sauna in here. I don't understand her logic. Daughter and I are telling her it is cold. Shoved the thermometer under her nose to confirm it is not just us being soft. No she is determined that the snow is an illusion and it is baking.

</rant>

Bibio 21-11-08 12:00 PM

Re: Bloody Woman
 
turn the rad stats down, shut the windows. cooler house. also show her the cost of gas at the moment....

Scoobs 21-11-08 12:03 PM

Re: Bloody Woman
 
This is one of the few pleasures I still have. Logging in for one of the Timsters weekly rants.

Excellent.

Carry on.

Ceri JC 21-11-08 12:03 PM

Re: Bloody Woman
 
Odd, it's usually the other way round (women cranking the thermostat to 11 unneccessarily).

timwilky 21-11-08 12:04 PM

Re: Bloody Woman
 
Fire/boiler are already off. I fired up the heating last night enough to bleed the system after installing new rad, but still need to run it in anger this year. Fire is obviously for visual impact only. Not to provide heating in this baking climate of ours.

Thinking of going to the library for a free warm with all the grumpy old men

keithd 21-11-08 12:11 PM

Re: Bloody Woman
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Scoobs (Post 1692507)
This is one of the few pleasures I still have. Logging in for one of the Timsters weekly rants.

Excellent.

Carry on.

plus wun

_Stretchie_ 21-11-08 12:14 PM

Re: Bloody Woman
 
As with most things in life, your problem can be solved with maths.

This can be looked at as a simple equation

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2812/01tapezu9.jpg+ http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/5149/02ropemx0.jpg + http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/4996/03chairxc6.jpg


= http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4...inishedzo8.jpg




Coupled with a simple summary of "Now... Are we going to have the windows shut or not?" would, I think resolve the issue

As always, this post was brought to you by the letters S and M and the number 666

Peace and Love

dizzyblonde 21-11-08 12:21 PM

Re: Bloody Woman
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by timwilky (Post 1692493)
<rant>
She has opened all windows, and patio doors complaining it is like a sauna in here. I don't understand her logic.
</rant>

Shes a woman your not supposed to!!!
It may be like a sauna to her, Its like a sauna in here and I ain't got no heating on either:smt120

_Stretchie_ 21-11-08 12:22 PM

Re: Bloody Woman
 
Dat's cus you is hot stuff innit

Scoobs 21-11-08 12:23 PM

Re: Bloody Woman
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by _Stretchie_ (Post 1692525)
As with most things in life, your problem can be solved with maths.

This can be looked at as a simple equation

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2812/01tapezu9.jpg+ http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/5149/02ropemx0.jpg + http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/4996/03chairxc6.jpg


= http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4...inishedzo8.jpg




Coupled with a simple summary of "Now... Are we going to have the windows shut or not?" would, I think resolve the issue

As always, this post was brought to you by the letters S and M and the number 666

Peace and Love

Brilliant!

*wonders off chuckling to himself*


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