09-01-09
 

well its one of those wierd dates that makes sense even when you stand on your head. (it dont really but feel free to try...and sue someone else if you fall over and break your neck, not me)

All back to work by now i guess and all in need of some light relief...even the weather will warm up for it, so the question as always is....

WILL YOU BE THERE???

Re: 09-01-09
 

2 pieces of string walk into a pub. One takes a seat at a table and the other goes to order the drinks. When he gets to the bar the barman says "We don't serve string in here, get out!" Disgruntled, Jeff the String (For that was his name) returned to his chum Roger the String (for 'twas the name of his compatriot) and relayed the unfortunate events. "Hold on old friend" said Roger "I have a plan", and with that he twisted himself round and tucked his head under his back, before pulling at both his ends until they were all split. "Watch this" he said, and made his way to the deeply stringist barman. "Two pints of bitter please mate" "Hold on, you aren't a piece of string are you? We don't serve string in here you know!" "String?" queried our plucky hero "No mate, frayed knot..."

In other words, I won't be there.






And I'm bored at work...

Re: 09-01-09
 

I shall mostly be at home with my loving family.

Re: 09-01-09
 

I shall mostly be there with my loving 'ho's

Re: 09-01-09
 

Start as you meant o go on an all that. NO! Im going to wait until its warmer...a lot warmer.

Re: 09-01-09
 

Its warm enough! I have my heated grips now at 40% instead of 75%. My hands where burning this morning...so its getting warmer

errrr no, wont be there. not unless me and maria dine at a place nearby and we pop along after, but otherwise...no

Re: 09-01-09
 

I shall be at home trying not to spread my cold.

Re: 09-01-09
 

i will be attending this week, but can we have english translations next time on the poll for us comoners!!!!!!

:smt019:confused::???::help: :jocolor: joking

Re: 09-01-09
 

Jamie, you've made my evening mate, you're unhinged for sure, but my kind of unhinged.

I'll be there. Not sure how long for as I'm coming from a leaving do, and delivering boiler parts on the way home, but I'll be there.

Jambo

Re: 09-01-09
 

Nope