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I`m at this minute working away in my office on my own except for some computer boffin who`s here to install our new operating system. I`m not a violent person but


I WANT TO KILL HIM


He`s driving me mad cos he`s chewing gum (don`t have a problem with that) but it`s the noises he`s making. He`s absolutely disgusting and I think I`m gonna scream. As well as that he keeps peering over the terminal and staring at my boobs. When I make eye contact with him you`d think he`d have the decency to turn away knowing that I`ve copped him looking but no.... he pushes his specs up his nose, carries on staring and chewing. The noises are making me feel ill. How can I gently drop a hint to chew his gum quietly or should I go straight for a butter knife in the neck?

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Water pistol?

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kidnap him claire

someone with your medical experience should be able to keep him on the brink of death for weeks...

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Shout 'stop staring at my t*ts' loud enough for the office to hear and hopefully the shock / embarrassment should cause him to swallow the gum by mistake - 2 birds with one stone! :takeabow:

EDIT - just re-read your OP and noticed the 'working on your own' bit. :oops:

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Start staring at his c0ck

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Yes i`m liking this idea but cos i`m on my own in here theres no-one else to hear me shout!

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Also like this idea.... Kathy Bates and Misery comes to mind

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Ed I`m feeling sick enough as it is!!!!!! :(

Yuck, yuck yuck

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hehe, just realised that myself, see above :lol:

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say " come here, got something funny to show you" - then show him this thread!

:smt018