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missyburd 01-06-09 11:15 PM

Unusual wakeup calls
 
Ok so this morning after going to bed late I was very rudely awakened by what felt like something walking over my face... I jumped out of sleep and turned over pulling the covers up in one swift movement while going "AARRGH"...sure enough it turned out to be a fly that continued to pester me :smt011 I couldn't get back to sleep after that so I opened the curtains to attract it to the window and, yes, I ceased it's horrible filthy little life, the nasty dipteran... I then managed to get another couple of hours snoozing in thankfully :rambo:


Got me thinking though, have you ever experienced any unexpected wakeup calls? That includes pranks by so-called "mates" :smile:



Oh and before someone tells me what a hovel I must live in to have flies in my room, my window had been open during the night :-P

Shellywoozle 01-06-09 11:21 PM

Re: Unusual wakeup calls
 
My worst wake up call, I went on an outward bound week in Wales when I started work, think I was 17. Went with 20 blokes and 1 bird. We had a day trek to this field were we camped. The first person to fall asleep got covered in jam and guess who fell asleep first ............. yup me.

I woke up to a cow licking the jam off my face :( was horrid

zobers 01-06-09 11:24 PM

Re: Unusual wakeup calls
 
I was woken up from a nap sunbathing by the swimming pool by being pushed into it :( Not a good feeling.

DaveP 01-06-09 11:29 PM

Re: Unusual wakeup calls
 
Two fingers in the back from the old bill when i decided that a bench would do me for the night after a sherbet too many.

Thats happened twice actually.

Dave

Quiff Wichard 01-06-09 11:32 PM

Re: Unusual wakeup calls
 
A frog down me pants.




never goin youth hosteling in provence again....:rambo:

missyburd 01-06-09 11:37 PM

Re: Unusual wakeup calls
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Shellywoozle (Post 1927705)
I woke up to a cow licking the jam off my face :( was horrid

Can't have been that bad, you could have subconsciously thought it was a fella ;):p

Quote:

Originally Posted by zobers (Post 1927706)
I was woken up from a nap sunbathing by the swimming pool by being pushed into it :( Not a good feeling.

That sounds horrible and judging by my fear of deep water I don't think I'd be too happy either :(

Jamiebridges123 02-06-09 12:23 AM

Re: Unusual wakeup calls
 
Normally i'm woken up by those birds that go..

coo-coo coo....... COO COO... coo..coo coo....

I'm like RAWJRHEJRGEHHHHHHHHH

missyburd 02-06-09 12:47 AM

Re: Unusual wakeup calls
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jamiebridges123 (Post 1927734)
Normally i'm woken up by those birds that go..

coo-coo coo....... COO COO... coo..coo coo....

I'm like RAWJRHEJRGEHHHHHHHHH

Ahh the woodpigeon..or possibly collared dove, difficult to tell from your description :smt043

Jamiebridges123 02-06-09 12:57 AM

Re: Unusual wakeup calls
 
Haha. :p

Idk what it is but it's bloody annoying! Right at sunrise, or around 6am right through to about 10... I'm like...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUU

missyburd 02-06-09 01:04 AM

Re: Unusual wakeup calls
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jamiebridges123 (Post 1927741)
Haha. :p

Idk what it is but it's bloody annoying! Right at sunrise, or around 6am right through to about 10... I'm like...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUU

Get some better windows then, birds have been singing at that time of the morning for quite a while now, get some earplugs and stop moaning ya big wuss :-P

[english lesson]And if idk means i don't care which i know it's meant to, please note care begins with a "c" [/english lesson] ;-)


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