Bad Biking Experience
 

Well I went for a tootle on my bike yesterday, was just on my way home riding down the road I had my accident on to the speedlimit (40) when a black bike came wizzing past me.

I took no notice but I caught up with the bike at a set of traffic lights. He lifted his visor, looked at his watch and said you are a bit slow ain't ya?

Lights turn to green and off he went. Got to an island where he was going round and round, I counted 3 times while I was stuck in traffic. I left him to it thinking "Kn*b". Gues what he followed me off the island, riding right up my rear end.

I decided to take a detour and turn off left so indicated so he would get from under my back wheel, but he followed.

I was mad, turned left and right down side roads and he followed. So I stopped outside some shops and took my lid off and just about to shout at him and see what his problem was, he just said "fancy a ride".

Ha ha I pulled on my bike. He then said "youre Michelle" ..... arrggghhhh who was he.

Turns out that he was in the passenger seat of my ex's car from 17 years ago I met racing my car. My ex was a bunny boiler and it was like a nightmare from hell coming to haunt me in the same way again but on 2 wheels this time.

Weird what you can pick up on your travels.

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Wahay.... pulled!





And the award for insensitivity goes to.....

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freaky haha.

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Wouldnt have mind but he said I looked like a bloke from behind so he was gonna race me, then when he realised I was a bird he said he intended to pull me.

Shame I turned out to be is mates ex and a copper, which he hates ha ha ha

So all in all I think I won !!!

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I'd ahve stuck me boot out and toppled him off....creep.

Yeah yeah I wouldn;t really but I'd have wanted to..or at least got on the side of him to push the kill switch!

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Tart :D


In leather! :p


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. :smt112


What's your address again? :smt036

JW

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LOL thing is he knows where I live. I stopped outside some shops on my est, I didnt intend on going home and letting him know where I lived. But 17 years ago we met in the same place in the car ..... when I was a girl racer LOL

He was big, fat and bald with tattoos all over his head, dont a good look for a Occifer of the law to have on her arm.

Note - kill switch - throttle and accelarate fast ha ha ha

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see woozie you can pull even with your helmet on! you have a talent girl!

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Yeah so talented he thought I was a bloke from behind, must work on my a$$ LOL

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Hmm, this thread is becoming a little worthless without pics i say.
i think you need to get a pic of you taken from behind while you're on the bike and post it up with a poll of Bloke or Bird and let the forum decide how your a$$ looks.

Were here to help you know :)