for sale 1x 6"8husband lol
 

in responce to mr davepreston thread re mrs_giggles falls in pond i have for sale 1x husband spares or repair
good points:thumbsup:
can change lightbulbs without ladder
can be quite entertaining so good at a party
ex squaddies (so has some useful skills)
quite a hit with parents
bad points
does not cook
not too tidy
high food bills
quite handy in the garage with tools
open to offers
lol hehehe



*runs and hides as mr dp not seen this yet*:smt081

Re: for sale 1x 6"8husband lol
 

Mmmm swap him for a Springer Spaniel

good points
free fertiliser machine
loyal
free face wash (big wet tongue)
entertaining
barks at stranger
cute
foot warmer on the bed

bad points
male
farts in his sleep
snores
messy eater

Re: for sale 1x 6"8husband lol
 

ill do a swap?

Re: for sale 1x 6"8husband lol
 

nah...throw him in a skip, when hes not looking. :-)

Re: for sale 1x 6"8husband lol
 

better still, fill the pond up then throw him in that ;-)

Re: for sale 1x 6"8husband lol
 

I can provide some nice stuff for the bottom of the pond courtesy of Samson :lol:

Re: for sale 1x 6"8husband lol
 

i could do with someone to de-rust some old bits from a ford sierra, is this a multi-use arrangement or one off?

Re: for sale 1x 6"8husband lol
 

just remembered he's irish so is technically a grey import... wouldn't touch him with a barge pole :razz:

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he sounds like he's been ragged, whats the warranty like?

Re: for sale 1x 6"8husband lol
 

sounds like there may have been a total loss claim and potentially a dr10 as well?!