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Recognise yourself?
World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said,'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The end I did! ( apart from the fishing, hunting & golf which are all a waste of good riding time ) |
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you should print it with illustrations as a childrens book. Something to aspire to be. Rather than the standard fairytale dribble.
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*confused about the thread* |
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I've just booked tickets to see Bruno
"ISH BIN PUSHIN ZER BOUNDRIES!!" |
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btw, are you alright puny? :)
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What happened to the girl??
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she got kicked in the face by a horse
BOOO YAH! |
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this is what happens when you turn down marriage, didn't you ever read prince charming and the girl who said no?
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