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let me tell you a storey........

a fews weeks back in my cage i had a run in with some nasty yuppy twot in his tarted up BWM mini thing (fugly piece of sh!t), (don jethro voice) "now what happened wasss" he tried to undertake me on a roundabout which resulted in a epic PHIAL and him nearly binning his tart-wagon, he then sat up my chuff for the next min or so..... until i slammed on the anchors (bumpers need a respray anyway :smt102) to which he didn't like and for the next 10 miles he shadowed my every movement on the road (badly i might add) like he was drafting me in some F1 race. I tried to ignore him but this continued for the next 10'ish miles with him pulling out infront of people on roundabouts ect to keep behind me until i had enough pulled over and got out

he said he was following me to pull me over and tell me how dangerous my driving was, he then lectured me on how bad i was all the while he was sat in the road blocking it and me getting more and more pi$$ed off, he then said "i've got your registration so you better watch your back mate, my brother is a traffic officer". At this point I had reached my limit of bull$hit intake and was pretty wound up, in-politely explained to him that i am already on ANP so i couldn't give a monkeys ar5e (im not really but was good at the time) followed by "wtf is he going to do anyway" reply was "chase you down" :rolleyes:, then said if he would care to take my address i'd be more than welcome to make your brother a brew and explain to him what you have just done for the past 10 miles as the sun obviously shines out of your golden ar5e.......... he called me childish saying he had kids my age ect, all this went on for a bit until he realised how ****ed off i was getting and drove off saying "watch your back".... i shrugged it off and went on my merry way.

now fast-forward to today, went into the city centre on the bike, now bikes can park in the city centre free of charge and there is never a shortage of spaces hence me taking the bike. In the last 1/2 a mile or so this mini flys out a side street and sits up my chuff...... after noticing the gunmetal mini with its go faster red wing mirrors and general halfords crap (exactly WTF indeed :lol:) my memory clicked and went back to this day and sure enough after squinting for a while in the mirror it was the yuppy, woooo i thought i can whined him up and burn him off on my bike but sadly he pulled over a few yards before i was going to park so i didn't get a chance :smt010, just before i turned the corner to park up i saw a traffic warden, yes!! chances are mini yuppy has parked illegally, so i parked up and jogged over to the warden to explain to him there was a mini parked down there on double yellows whilst pointing it out................ warden slapped a healthy ticket on it :smt042

so i got a good laugh out of my otherwise uneventful day and i felt right chuffed with myself :D