Bloody kids
 

I just heard a noise outside so went to have a look thinking it might be some of the local kids up to no good. I wasn't wrong - I caught a boy of about 14 or 15 and his girlfriend of about the same age going at it like rabbits against the wall next our shed. I simply told them to keep the noise down and that when they were finished they should feel free to f**k off.

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haha lol sorry couldent resist laffing :D i would have stoped them mid action just to totaly embarris them

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Don't you have a hozepipe Lozzo?

Or is it dogs you shouldn't stop mid-stroke?

Pete ;)

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Haha! my OH once heard a young couple at it in the alley at the back of our house late one night, so he called out "Boo" just before the important bit :lol::smt077 :lol:

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I vote for Hose Pipe or Triumphant music at the moment of climax! :smt041

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What music do you recommend. I'd liked to have timed it with the gun salute in the 1812 Overture, but you can never tell how long they'll be going for

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I had some real sh*tkickers living upstairs at one point- made lots of noise sh@gging- was like I was living under a railway bridge.

I'd occasionally start clapping, cheering and shouting "well done!". Didn't embarass them into silence though...

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You could always try this, although it may put them off a bit! :smt118



I am sure that I heard in the news recently about a woman who has an ASBO due to the noise she makes during climax. I can only imagine how embarrassing it must be to explain that in court. ;)

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I felt sorry for the poor quiet lass who used to live in the flat below me and my ex. We had quite an energetic first few months on a sofa bed in the front room because her kids had the only bedroom in the flat, which was upstairs. I didn't realise just how bad we must have sounded til I was helping the lass move a telly into her bedroom one day and could hear every word my ex and the kids were saying upstairs. She turned to me and said with a wry smile "You can hear absolutely everything that goes on in that front room from in here, I tend to sleep in the other room nowadays"

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or this