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speedplay

12-12-09 04:03 PM

So I called the exgirlfriend today

I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy
together.

I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe
rekindle a little of that magic. "Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could
keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you
last saw me!"

She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

"Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband
that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she
thought tubby bald men were cute.

"Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"

So I hung up on the fat bitch.

GeneticBubble

12-12-09 04:18 PM

Re: So I called the exgirlfriend today

http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.p...08114&page=244

post 2348 by spiderman? :rolleyes:

TheOnlyNemesis

12-12-09 04:49 PM

Re: So I called the exgirlfriend today

haha, plagiarism, that's a week detention

Spiderman

12-12-09 04:51 PM

Re: So I called the exgirlfriend today

Rob, i knew we had many things in common....but to have dated the same desperate fat cow???

:lol:

Alpinestarhero

12-12-09 04:56 PM

Re: So I called the exgirlfriend today

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheOnlyNemesis (Post 2122528)

haha, plagiarism, that's a week detention

DETENTION?

hell no, he's struck off now FOREVER.

LK-SV

12-12-09 05:28 PM

Re: So I called the exgirlfriend today

NEVER go back .... rose tinted glasses and all !!!

Philbo

12-12-09 06:41 PM

Re: So I called the exgirlfriend today

Quote:

Originally Posted by speedplay (Post 2122499)

So I hung up on the fat bitch.

:smt082 And oldy but a goody!

lee67

12-12-09 07:50 PM

Re: So I called the exgirlfriend today

f*** me..thats older than the bible:roll:

Kinvig

12-12-09 07:52 PM

Re: So I called the exgirlfriend today

Sehr gut!!!!!!!

punyXpress

12-12-09 08:03 PM

Re: So I called the exgirlfriend today

You haven't been messing with ...
Hitler's Girlfriend ...
... have you ?

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