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Stingo 15-12-09 01:48 PM
Christmas formula of Chaviness...
 
Found this elsewhere...thought you guys might like to have a chin wag about it...

I've created a mathematical formula for calculating the coefficient of chaviness for any given chav:

Cc = ((Nxl / Nxlns) + (Nk x Nkdp)) x 32.187

Where:

Cc = Coefficient of chaviness, expressed in the internationally recognised unit of "Kerry Katonas"

Nxl = Number of xmas lights

Nk = Number of kids per family

Nxlns = Number of xmas lights (not stolen)

Nkdp = Number of kids (different partners)

32.187 = The internationally recognised chav constant

amnesia 15-12-09 02:07 PM
Re: Christmas formula of Chaviness...
 
Cc = ((Nxl / Nxlns) + (Nk x Nkdp)) x 32.187
Cc = ((640 / 640) + (0 x 0)) x 32.187
Cc = ((1) + (0)) x 32.187
Cc = (1 + 0) x 32.187
Cc = 32.187Kk

Not too bad I suppose

Owenski 15-12-09 02:28 PM
Re: Christmas formula of Chaviness...
 
Cc = ((Nxl / Nxlns) + (Nk x Nkdp)) x 32.187
Cc = ((random number / same random number) + (0 x 0)) x 32.187
Cc = ((1) + (0)) x 32.187
Cc = (1 + 0) x 32.187
Cc = 32.187Kk

Warthog 15-12-09 02:32 PM
Re: Christmas formula of Chaviness...
 
Cc = ((Nxl / Nxlns) + (Nk x Nkdp)) x 32.187
Cc = ((0/0) + (0 x 0)) x 32.187
Cc = ((0) + (0)) x 32.187
Cc = (0 + 0) x 32.187
Cc = 0Kk

I win :)

The Guru 15-12-09 02:33 PM
Re: Christmas formula of Chaviness...
 
Cc = ((WTF / WTF) + (WTF x WTF)) x WT.F
Cc = ((WTF / WTF) + (WTF x WTF)) x WT.F
Cc = ((WTF) + (WTF)) x WT.F
Cc = (WTF + WTF) x WT.F
Cc = 32.187Kk

:smt102

Bibio 15-12-09 02:40 PM
Re: Christmas formula of Chaviness...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by amnesia (Post 2124785)
Cc = ((Nxl / Nxlns) + (Nk x Nkdp)) x 32.187
Cc = ((640 / 640) + (0 x 0)) x 32.187
Cc = ((1) + (0)) x 32.187
Cc = (1 + 0) x 32.187
Cc = 32.187Kk

Not too bad I suppose
Quote:
Originally Posted by leedsmatt7 (Post 2124805)
Cc = ((Nxl / Nxlns) + (Nk x Nkdp)) x 32.187
Cc = ((random number / same random number) + (0 x 0)) x 32.187
Cc = ((1) + (0)) x 32.187
Cc = (1 + 0) x 32.187
Cc = 32.187Kk
try reading the formula correctly :roll:

Milky Bar Kid 15-12-09 02:46 PM
Re: Christmas formula of Chaviness...
 
AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! Maths.....runaway!!!

Bibio 15-12-09 02:48 PM
Re: Christmas formula of Chaviness...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Warthog (Post 2124811)
Cc = ((Nxl / Nxlns) + (Nk x Nkdp)) x 32.187
Cc = ((0/0) + (0 x 0)) x 32.187
Cc = ((0) + (0)) x 32.187
Cc = (0 + 0) x 32.187
Cc = 0Kk

I win :)
same as above :thumbsup:


in my case......
Cc = ((Nxl / Nxlns) + (Nk x Nkdp)) x 32.187

(Nxl / Nxlns) 1 / 0 = 0
(Nk x Nkdp) 2 x 0 = 0

((Nxl / Nxlns) + (Nk x Nkdp)) x 32.187:: ((0) + (0)) = 0 x 32.187 = 0KK

The Guru 15-12-09 02:57 PM
Re: Christmas formula of Chaviness...
 
Ahhhh I get it now.

Warthog 15-12-09 03:04 PM
Re: Christmas formula of Chaviness...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bibio (Post 2124831)
same as above :thumbsup:


in my case......
Cc = ((Nxl / Nxlns) + (Nk x Nkdp)) x 32.187

(Nxl / Nxlns) 1 / 0 = 0
(Nk x Nkdp) 2 x 0 = 0

((Nxl / Nxlns) + (Nk x Nkdp)) x 32.187:: ((0) + (0)) = 0 x 32.187 = 0KK

Actually, 0/0 = error, I've just realised, before TLW or SK come along to point that out :-P


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