999 is for EMERGENCIES ONLY!!!
 

Inspired by a thread on Pistonheads, but it's always good to remind people what 999 is for and laugh at the mongs who phone up for the most ridiculous things...

"My cat has been playing with string"

More from Avon + Somerset Police

:rolleyes:

Re: 999 is for EMERGENCIES ONLY!!!
 

When i was in the fire brigade we got call outs to birds in tree's...I sh!t you not.

Re: 999 is for EMERGENCIES ONLY!!!
 

you were in the fire brigade?!

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The king of the one-liners is on form tonight, eh? ;-)

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That cat in the first call clearly needs to be put down.

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:smt101 The owner does too stupid bitch

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no seriously a cat playing for 2 hours while her drunk owner gets annoyed. How very unsporting of the cat.

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Indeed. What she requires in this situation is a dog to take care care of the cat...

However if she were to loose control of the dog the lady would then require the use of a cow...

Highly unorthodox I grant you, but needs must.

The problem being here is that if the cow were to become somewhat unsporting the lady would then require the use of a horse...

And at which point I fear it may get slightly out of hand.

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at least the horse would leave the friggin string alone and let the poor woman drink in peace.

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Coastguards get silly calls too. I have had a 999 call frome someone saying a worm was drowning in a puddle, its just daft and people dont realise that if there is any small chance it could not be a hoax we have to investigate costing taxpayers £££ and more importantly tieing up valuable resources which could be needed elsewhere.