Scissorgate 2010... update
 

Ok, so the scissors have turned up in the breadbin..

Maybe she was emotional when she left? I could have had chicken for tea after all ffs...

This is probably the 5th worst monday of my life...

having said that, the wine is going down a treat :D anyone in York fancy the pub?


edit: hang on a minute - she has taken the friggin waste paper basket out of the spare room where I'm sat!!! FFS!

Re: Scissorgate 2010... update
 

ha ha ha...im really sorry for your drama (not sarky) but you really have made my week. proper summed up break ups!

Errr but i hope things work out for you :-)

Re: Scissorgate 2010... update
 

sorry cant come to the pub with you cos i refuse to be seen drinking with a man who looks like a gay farmer and drinks appleteenies

Re: Scissorgate 2010... update
 

it's blossom hill rose for the 3rd time... have you changed your number dave? called and text you loads today xxx hugs and kisses mwah mwah

Re: Scissorgate 2010... update
 

Just had a thought..... what if knowing that you would use the scissors for cutting up the chicken she only left them cos she`s either wiped them in something horrible or cut something horrible with them ? breadbin is an odd place to leave them, think i`d buy a new set just in case :D

Re: Scissorgate 2010... update
 

i think you going a bit.... you know........ flowery

Re: Scissorgate 2010... update
 

Lots and lots of laughter............ Laughing with you not at you.

Been there, and can tell you what will wind you up.

Or can take you on a mega pi55 up and you will have forgotten everything

Re: Scissorgate 2010... update
 

Perhaps she had already packed the bread saw, and used the scissors to make some toast?


Sorry. It's meant to be helpful;)

Re: Scissorgate 2010... update
 

lol - life is great innit...

Re: Scissorgate 2010... update
 

Lol very amusing, at least you can have a laugh about it.