did you miss me?
 

Well did you?

Just back from a week roughing it in Gran Canaria. Don't expect pics, I couldn't be arsed. Weather was excellent and I have sun burned my lardy bod. Especially my nips, ouch you girlies who go topless I now sympathise.

you will be all glad to know there is a bug running round the island and yes I succumbed, thank god I had the sense to pack immodium.

I have had to phone the dentist (went the day before I went on hols as well) for an appointment tomorrow as my pearly white at the front has snapped. It coincided with the night I was incapable of walking, talking or even climbing onto my bed. It might be a coincident, but I woke up with a tooth hurting like hell and don't know why?

So have I missed ought?

Word of advise for anyone planning a holiday. FFS do not travel with Thomas Cook. Their planes are the most cramped, uncomfortable, squashed, no leg room, no **** room I have ever travelled on little island hoppers in the far east have more comfort.

The staff are rude and unhelpful, and for god sake don't order an in flight meal. No choice, inedible, revolting overpriced cr@p I have ever come across. I now know there is worse than the mush they used to serve for 60s school dinners.


Blinking cold round here ain't it.

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Nor First Choice, its like riding Air Fungus:-?

As for you being back, this lot are far too happy, bring on the grumpiness:p

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A good holiday is a fine thing - it gives you a brighter outlook and makes one full of positivity.

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Who are you?

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hope you had a nice hols!!!!!

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Glad to hear you had a great time Tim.
Good to see you have something to moan about too.We love a good gripe.In fact we would be so p1ssed off if there was nothing to complain about.Ill be booking an uncomfortable flight with Thomas Cook forthwith.

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epic fail
i'll be asking that pilot for my cash back, he was suppose to put you into a mountain

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Welcome back Tim, I see your as Grumpy as ever ;-) so you must have had a good time...

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BTW the thread title sounds a bit like a Gary Glitter song and you know thats not allowed these days.