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What's the point??
Seriously. What is the actual point in anything?
What a pants day I have had. Awake all night with nosebleeds, then found out a family friend had died, another friend taken into hospital, sitting wondering what my blood test results will be, all the while being told how useless I am. It's the same old thing, day in day out. So seriously. What is the point? I am now going to the fridge for beer...infact, I might hit the vodka.:shaking::smt013 |
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There is no point, you have to keep yourself occupied so you dont keep thinking 'what is the point.' Otherwise you will become depressed because of the realisation that there is no point.
A beer is a good start lol. |
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Bit long but bare with me ......
On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed. On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks and make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed. On the third day God created the cow. "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves, and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed again. On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years." Man said, "What? Only twenty years? Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back, that makes eighty, okay?" Okay," said God, "You've got a deal." So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. Life has now been explained to you. |
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Wow. Sounds great for the next however many years!!
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Sounds like you've had an "absolute c*nt of a day" (kevin bloody wilson... find it on youtube it will cheer you up)
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Yeah, YC, I like kevin bloody wilson. I may watch some.
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Hmmmmm how about ......
You are a true friend to me, we share the good and the bad times. If you cry, I cry. If you laugh, I laugh. If you stub your toe on the coffee table and scream in pain, I laugh some more!!!! |
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You should worry, M B K
According to 'manda I'm almost barking! * Work your way through it - all the best. * most would say I am already. |
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Go and fulfill you're cultural ways, and drink away you're problems like all other Scottish people :)
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Amanda, HA HA HA ...... I JUST LOVE THAT....
thanks for making my day... |
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