My cousin's wife
 

Lovely girl, a bit posh but lovely all the same.

They are selling their house, which is a gorgeous Wiltshire cottage
they've tastefully renovated and it's to be featured on Location,
Location, Location. As anyone who regularly watches daytime tv - people
like Plowsie - knows, one of the presenters is a young lady property
developer called Kirstie Allsop, who has a bit of a male following, so
I decided to play on this and make a comment on my cousin-in-law's
facebook page. It went along the lines of:

"The first time I saw Kirstie I got a semi, I think she should take a look at it because it has enormous growth potential".

I don't know why, but my C-i-l has deleted the comment - spoilsport.

Re: My cousin's wife
 

What's her name? I'll add her as a friend & try the same line - Stu likes that :D

Re: My cousin's wife
 

I'll give 'em £50 and just over a litre of fully synthetic castrol motorcycle oil and a used spark plug

see if they'll accept that offer will ya loz, cheeeeers buddy

Re: My cousin's wife
 

'twas mention of the ' semi ' word. Lowers the tone you know, what.

Re: My cousin's wife
 

Gotta be better than saying Detached!! Oooooo ouch John Bobbit x

Re: My cousin's wife
 

Just re-post it :smt102

Or don't you want to ruin your chances? ;-)

Re: My cousin's wife
 

My cousin is built like a brick sh!thouse, while he can take a joke, pushing my luck with his missus may not be a good idea given my current medical condition. Any other time I'd kick his sorry fat **** :D

Re: My cousin's wife
 

Wasn't -Ralph- really telling you to post in his name?