Puzzled by graffitti in toilet, can you help?
 

"07*********, call me. 2 inch nips"

Now, I'm puzzled. Does he want very small Japanese people to call, or is he talking about his breasticles? Does he mean 2" round, or 2" long? And is this something that those who indulge in cottaging are particularly looking for? I understand there is a history of advertising things by inches in toilets, but nips is a new one on me!

:smt017:smt017:smt017

Yeah, freelancing IS going really well, why do you ask? :---)

Re: Puzzled by graffitti in toilet, can you help?
 

"While you're reading what I put,
You've just been p1ssing on your foot"


Or.
It's no good standing on the seat,
The crabs in here can leap five feet"

That's tha sort of toilet graffiti I understand.

Re: Puzzled by graffitti in toilet, can you help?
 

X's and O's anyone?

Re: Puzzled by graffitti in toilet, can you help?
 

Why didn't you just phone the number and ask?

Re: Puzzled by graffitti in toilet, can you help?
 

Maybe she a sweetie really?

Pete ;)

Re: Puzzled by graffitti in toilet, can you help?
 

Someone on a wall near me has writen "Bong-On" what on earth does that mean?
As for yours, i aint got a clue lol

Re: Puzzled by graffitti in toilet, can you help?
 

The best was I ever saw, I was sat on the loo, looking around and saw something to my left saying

"Look right"

So I did and saw something saying

"Look left"

So I did and saw something saying

"Look right"

So I did and saw something saying

"Look left"


Ahh BUGGER now I get it

Re: Puzzled by graffitti in toilet, can you help?
 

Two INCHES?

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Is this the toilet in your house?

Not certain - did you write it, or was it Shiv?

Scrub that, I reckon it was Darren.

Or Matt.

Re: Puzzled by graffitti in toilet, can you help?
 

You've just had your first game of Toilet tennis ! :0)