for sale - my life ..
 

anyone want it..

open to offers.

Re: for sale - my life ..
 

58p and a melted Mars Bar?

Re: for sale - my life ..
 

i'll do a swap. council house 2 kids and a wife.

plus points. you wont have a mortgage and you gain 2 kids as slaves. i know it sounds to good to be true.

Re: for sale - my life ..
 

Whats the wife like? age/weight/photo preferred?






















;)

Re: for sale - my life ..
 

mmm melted mars bar...

Re: for sale - my life ..
 

2 pints of recycled best bitter, still warm!

Re: for sale - my life ..
 

the U rating will not allow me to divulge. but to say Hagrid from HP would fit the bill.

Re: for sale - my life ..
 

too salty Tim..

need watch me heart .

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Will swap for mine.

I will throw in a pint too if ya want. Least I get a decent swap on the bike front LOL

On the condition we keep our own partners, no offence Mandy but you have not got the assets I require ;)

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You appear to have the perfect life to the casual observer, Quiff. The lovely Mandy, freedom to do bike trips and apparently hardly any work to do but enough pay to live well. Only negative is of course that god damn ugly Viffer.

Get yourself a Duke and your perfect life will be complete! :D