Insurance----use the right company
 

The correct insurance company for sex--------
Sex with your wife--------------------Legal and General
Sex with your future partner-----------Mutual Trust
Sex with your secretary---------------Employers Liability
Sex with a prostitute------------------Commercial Union
Sex on the telephone------------------Direct Line
Sex with your biographer---------------Quote Me Happy
Sex with your boyfriend----------------Standard Life
Sex with somebody different------------Go Compare
Sex with a bi-sexual--------------------Double Indemnity

Just thought with all the insurance moans and groans I could point you in the right direction:D

Re: Insurance----use the right company
 

to ze comedy thread with you! :D

still made me giggle