One 'lucky' lady will win this Valentines.
 

:)Valentines day is one of joy for so many people, but many forget that for those alone at this time of year it can be soul destroying:(. It can make you despise yourself for reasons unknown, question what's wrong with you and why no body wants to be with you, hate everything and everyone around you, etc, etc... you get the idea:smt019.

Well fear not ladies(not strictly females only but preferable[-o<. Its not gay if you don't kiss) as there's a solution for one of your lucky selves!:D

You can win the opportunity to have a date with me!! :eek:
*sounds of cheers and applause*:cheers:
That's right, one of you lucky people will be graced with my time on valentines day to make you feel whole, wanted and special again.

Who am I?

I'm Andrew Reeder:takeabow: - the forum numpty, the king derailer & the annoying prat who always gets called gay:smt104.

Why do you want this date?

Lets be honest ladies. Can you afford to miss an opportunity with this fashion/health concious beast of true lurrrrrrvveeee:smt049:love:?
You'll be kicking yourself for months not knowing what you've missed out on if you don't enter.

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._3061573_n.jpg

How will it happen?

I am willing to dedicate 2 hours of my precious time over the internet by any program of your choice; MSN, Yahoo messenger, Facebook, Skype, etc. The time slot will be roughly 8pm-10pm on Monday 14th February (this may be subject to change in case I get a better offer that evening).
If however you are close enough, I may turn up at your house with a crate of cider, protection, eadible g-string and only enough money for a taxi ride home.

How do I apply?

All you have to do is to write a post in this thread about how much my time would mean to you on valentines day.
I urge people to think carefully. Originality will be marked highly as I'm expecting a very high quantity of entries and you don't want to miss out just because you thought you didn't have to try so hard.

When does this fantastic competition end?

It will end at approximately 11pm Sunday 13th February and the winner will be announced in this thread.



So there you go people. Opportunity of a life time? I think so.
Don't miss out, as this may not happen again next year (please *insert religious leaders' names here*, don't let me be single and a loser for two valentines days in a row).

Best of luck.

Re: One 'lucky' lady will win this Valentines.
 

Hahahahaha..... cracked me up... (no i`m not offering my services)... hehe.

Re: One 'lucky' lady will win this Valentines.
 

Reeder...I love you!!!!!! That is all.

Re: One 'lucky' lady will win this Valentines.
 

Entrants should be preferably women, but men are also allowed.

Re: One 'lucky' lady will win this Valentines.
 

Seeing as I will be all on my own - again - this valentines day, this competition is appealing :p

Would you wear your special Christmas jumper???

Re: One 'lucky' lady will win this Valentines.
 

I'll pay your taxi fare if you promise to take the wife away from me.

She is very attractive in a half light from about 8 miles away :smt104. And there is no truth she failed to get into Cruft's this year.:smt083







I'm so glad she doesn't log on here.:D

Re: One 'lucky' lady will win this Valentines.
 

This forum would not be the same without you-
I thought I was mad!! - shame really the apprentice thought you were soooooo cute!

Re: One 'lucky' lady will win this Valentines.
 

Phone fecked up but yes i did enter

I can treat you well, my toy boy

Re: One 'lucky' lady will win this Valentines.
 

thank god I'm not single sad and lonely........Reeder yer so funny :)

Re: One 'lucky' lady will win this Valentines.
 

lol that is the funniest thing i have seen all day!!