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This will summarise your sex life for 2012.

Post up your one liners

Mine:
That comes via fluid fuel injection, a capable chassis and grippy rubber

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Ron grabbed his wand and gave it a slight wiggling action.

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Consider rear observation when you are about to change position or speed

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Hahaha

"if everything seems accounted for, move onto the next step"

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"Champagne cocktails tend to get better and better the more you drink"

Could be quite a fun year. :-)

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Drain and toss in the remaining butter.

(I kid you not!)

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Mine says "the material used to pack the 22inch cavity between the old walls and new walls was hauled out of storage" (lee child - die trying) and the other half's says "all female - of course". What an awesome game, never thought it would say anything that made sense. And looks like I've a year to look forward to!

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"The only ugly people were those making a statement." (The Algebraist, Iain M Banks)

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Tourist area and has excellant toilet facilities, Titter titter

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I had registered to ask about bikes, but this was too fun a game to miss.

"That's when i heard it, a rough voice that could have come straight from the oilfield, shattering the peace and my sensation of well being. 'Oi, Are you Paul Carter'"

oh dear....