Bit of fun! I've got a business...
 

...I'm an artist...

...but I'm sick of the paperwork! ;-)

or

...I've got a business...I'm a baker....but it's grinding me down!

or

...I've got a business...I'm a dominatrix...I'm managing to keep on top of things.

or

...I've got a business...I'm a clockmaker...it's ticking over nicely.


Get the gist? On you go folks :smt041

Re: Bit of fun! I've got a business...
 

I've got a business... I'm a hitman.... its murdering me

Re: Bit of fun! I've got a business...
 

I've got a business...I'm own a bank...it's where the money is

Re: Bit of fun! I've got a business...
 

I'm a Necrophiliac Zoophilist with a penchant for a bit of S&M, but its like flogging a dead horse.

Re: Bit of fun! I've got a business...
 

Shouldn't that just be "it's murder"?

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I'm a gynecologist. I'm up to my elbows in it

Re: Bit of fun! I've got a business...
 

I'm a vet, I'm up to my shoulders in it

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I work with waste... It's rubbish

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I've started a business as a male escort.....It's growing nicely.

Re: Bit of fun! I've got a business...
 

I was a tailor - business was sew-sew
Gave up drug dealing - wasn't all it was cracked up to be
started tyre fitting - inflation put a stop to it
fitting Stannah stairlifts - business was on the up but the suppliers let me down
Then I made furniture - it was a joint venture
Now I'm a cartographer- I'm on top of the world.