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Littlepeahead 17-11-12 12:21 PM

JBA
 
As you know I'm currently tearing up the Thai roads on an ER6 with nitrogen filled tyres. Yesterday I managed to burn the top of my buttocks while riding at an average speed of 160kmph because my T-shirt had come untucked. I shall come home with the world's stupidest tan. Today was bike free so instead I went to a spa and had 2 Thai women rub oil and sea salt all over my naked body. Including my bosoms. There was much JBA. Now why aren't GM rideout weekends like this?

DJ123 17-11-12 12:28 PM

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They can be, however there are no Thai women in the GM (yet) Feel free to bring some back!

Littlepeahead 17-11-12 12:35 PM

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As a few of our group discovered, some of the 'ladies' over here have added extras.

Spank86 17-11-12 12:37 PM

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Fallout and wideboy often engage in very similar behaviour. Apart from the ladyboys being better endowed I'd say it was almost identical to a GM rideout when they're attending.

DJ123 17-11-12 12:38 PM

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Bring one back with out the added extras, although Fallout probably wants one with extras

NTECUK 17-11-12 01:21 PM

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Riding bikes with just T shirts . You rebel .
Or is that Revel
http://www.chocablog.com/wp-content/...07/revels2.jpg

Thunderace 17-11-12 03:27 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Littlepeahead (Post 2798566)
As you know I'm currently tearing up the Thai roads on an ER6 with nitrogen filled tyres. Yesterday I managed to burn the top of my buttocks while riding at an average speed of 160kmph because my T-shirt had come untucked. I shall come home with the world's stupidest tan. Today was bike free so instead I went to a spa and had 2 Thai women rub oil and sea salt all over my naked body. Including my bosoms. There was much JBA. Now why aren't GM rideout weekends like this?

You should have gone to Bodmin!;)

Littlepeahead 17-11-12 03:47 PM

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I'm wearing Kevlar jeans, boots, full armoured jacket, gloves and helmet. We ride way too fast for anything less. Send the only slow bits are the hairpins or the unmade roads.

NTECUK 17-11-12 06:58 PM

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No more tummy bugs from eating the local wild life?
When u gona post a pic ?
Ps
Up for the chip run?
(see EAR forum )


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