If you had your own religion...?
 

This one made me chuckle when I read about it in the paper this morning. So as a Pastafarian he has been permitted to wear a colander on his head in his driving licence photo.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...d-picture.html

So my question is, if you were going to invent your own new religion, what sort of inane rules and requirements would you enforce upon your followers?

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No mingers, me excluded, nice boobs a must (on the women), no fatties, no bad attitudes, just thoroughly nice people.

No false nails, excessive make up, false hair and finally no stupid people, iq of at least 90.

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The key to eternal happiness would be a donation of monies to me!

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i have my own religion but it's that good i can't share it as then you would all want to join and my religion states that i'm the one and only and shall not have any other followers.

i call it 'Self Belief'.

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What do you mean "if". As far as I am aware most people already have their own religion, it's just that most of us don't actually follow it.

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+1. Like it.

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Me it'd have lots of crazy rules, like you are not allowed to use condoms, you can't eat anything with a soul on Friday or for 40 days every spring.

I would have super followers who give out advice, including marital advice, but they all have to be celibate. My followers would not be allowed to raise their fists for anything, even self defence. It makes it easier for me to beat them up if they do something I don't like.

Oh wait....

If you had your own religion...?
 

Bloody Czechs!!!! :-D

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this

Your getting a following St. Bibster ;)

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All hail Bibio!!!