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Littlepeahead 05-06-14 09:59 AM

If you want a bigger willy...
 
Let this act as a warning to you.

A vain Malaysian man who ordered a penis enlarger online was stunned when the device was delivered - a magnifying glass!

To add insult to injury the magnifying glass came with an instruction that would at least prevent the man from causing injury to himself.

It read: Do Not Use in Sunlight.

I did chuckle reading that on the train this morning. :)


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-sunlight.html

Spank86 05-06-14 01:02 PM

Re: If you want a bigger willy...
 
I once wished for a massive ****.

Worst mistake I ever made, he sits in my spare room all day using up my electricity.

Littlepeahead 05-06-14 03:07 PM

Re: If you want a bigger willy...
 
I had heard that Fallout had moved in.

Spiderman 06-06-14 03:47 PM

Re: If you want a bigger willy...
 
Yeh, it happened to me too. Erm i mean a friend, errrm, yeh he got doen with that scam too. My mate that it. Not me.

It categorically wasn't me ok!



Anyone wanna buy a magnifying glass, one carefull oner, never used?


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