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Anonymous 23-01-06 11:26 AM

Poor Joke... mildly funny (totally U rated)
 
A young farmer is driving along a country road and runs over something. He gets out to have a look and immediately gets on the mobile to his father (a more experienced farmer).

"I've just hit a pig, it's barely breathing, what should I do?" asks the young lad.

The father replies down the phone, "Look, he's had it. Put him out of his misery. Get your shotgun and finish him off."














"Ok," says the young lad, "but what do I do about his speed camera?"


:lol: :lol: :shock: :shock: :( :( :oops: :oops:


Ill grab me coat....

Filipe M. 23-01-06 11:28 AM

8-[ 8-[ 8-[

Foey 23-01-06 11:34 AM

like it. :lol: :lol: :lol:

JakeRS 23-01-06 12:51 PM

heh i wish!

Tara 23-01-06 12:53 PM

:lol: :lol:

$i 23-01-06 02:05 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

better than i thought it was gonna b :thumbsup:

Peter Henry 23-01-06 02:49 PM

You obviously mistook him for Dan Dare mate! :lol: :lol:

Moo 23-01-06 04:12 PM

:roll: :lol:

Last Action Pimp 23-01-06 07:22 PM

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:? :(
:o
:?
:P
:)
:D
:evil:
:twisted:
:wink:

Last Action Pimp 23-01-06 07:22 PM

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:? :(
:o
:?
:P
:)
:D
:evil:
:twisted:
:wink:


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