Custard pie!
 

Yes it's another of my ridiculous threads! :P

Ok we all have someone that we would just LOVE to unceremoniously slam in the face with a mountainous custard pie.(don't we? :? ) So come on get it off your chest,who would your victim be and why?





*BTW Squirrel is barred from using me as his victim.* :lol:

Can I have three?

1. Bill Gates
2. Bill Gates's right-hand man
3. Bill Gates's left-hand man

In fact, tbh, pretty much anyone associated with Microsoft.

The Managing Director of M&S Motorcycles would be my victim :evil:

I'd also be pouring lighter fluid over his bollox & setting fire to them too!

Sir :roll: Alex Ferguson every time :D

maybe Prince Charles as my backup

Peter Hen... erm I mean um... 8-[ :lol: .

Well given the chance naturally it has to be the pugalistic John Prescott - I mean who else?


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Richard Madely..pompous ******** :twisted:

The workplace holier than thou know it all pompous git.Every workplace has one don't you agree? :evil:

Damn you! Beat me to it.

I applaud your second choice, however 8)

We live on a nice very quiet, cul de sac.

There is this guy who drives down it in his RETARDED pimped out Civic, with its banging music, to pick up his ho at about 11 or 12 EVERY NIGHT. And, he skids up to her house, beeping his horn, and revving his poxy little engine.

Every night.

And, then he just sits there. Car running. Chatting with said Ho.

And, then, if he ever goes into the house, and switches off the engine, he has to warm it up again.

And, I am not messing here, he will warm it up for anything up to an hour. We have gone out to the supermarket, done the shopping, come back, car still there, unmoved, warming up.

Pie in the face.
Can a brick be attached to the pie?

Put some nails where he stops ?? :wink: