Speeding ticket
 

A bloke gets pulled over for speeding along the the motorway, when the officer asked him his occupaion he replied "Rectum Stretcher"

"What the hell is a rectum stretcher?" asks the ol bill,

"Well first you start by inserting one finger into a rectum, then build up too 2,3 and so on until you get a whole hand up there...once the hand is up there you've then got to get in up to your elbows and manipulate the rectum until it's 6 foot"

"and what the hell would you do with a 6 foot ********" asks the copper.

"Give it a uniform,radar gun and tell it to stand on the side of the road" :lol:

I think this ones older then me... :lol:

I think it's even older than Viney! :lol:

still very funny :lol: :lol:

I strongly believe that the above joke is in poor taste and a very cheap shot at a key elelment of our society.



















:^o :P

But still bloody funy :lol: pmsl

I'm against all this stereotyping of ********s.I'll have you know there are some damn fine arses out there who would be most offended by this insinuation. :evil: