Mowing down your mates!
 

Went to a car show today in Bromley,took my mate Jack with me.
Took my car,as my Dad is trying to sell his unfinished HOT-ROD,so he asked me to enter my car,and advertise his with this big 'FOR SALE' sign he had made.

So we got there,parked up,attached sign to the front of the car,went for a wander......

Pretty boring show,so we decided to go back to the car,have a cuppa and just chill-out for a bit.

Couple of cars,that were parked in front of me left,so I thought,
"I know lets move forward,we'd be in a more prominent place for my Dads advert to be noticed!"
So instead of taking the sign off the front of the car I say to Jack
"If you pick the front of the sign up,you walk with it whilst I drive the car forward!"
Jack says,
"Yeah alright,DON'T run me over though,(chuckle ha ha)"
Jack's in front,lifting the sign,I pull forward.....no problem,then I need to steer left,
I steer,Jack is now no longer central to the bonnet,he's now to my right...............

Then,he just ROLLED on to the ground,going "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH You Bast*rd,YOU JUST RUN MY FOOT OVER!!!!!!!!"

By this,I couldn't help but laugh my head off,he was still rolling on the ground,with other people looking and trying not to laugh themselves!

Anyway,he got up,limped to the car,He was laughing too(and trying not to cry at the same time!).

We sat there hysterics for about a half-hour!

Both our faults,luckily no permanent damage.........to my car or sign,or jacks foot,he just has a Dunlop SP Sport tread pattern across his foot now!

So Funny,can't stop laughing about it.......and yes I know it could have been worse! :smt043

remind me never to hang around you in a car :shock: lols

Bloody car drivers...
:lol:

funny as hell but still not as funny as that bloke from east17 (or whatever,) who fell out of his own car whilst reversing and ran over himself . :smt082

what a dummy

:shock: lols did he really? how? lols

Silly sod!

Although I got some rather strange looks from people when I passed there this morning on the triple, although it did have a LOT of stuff bunjieed to it....

Dan

Sudoxe,

Do you live near there then?

Yeah,I can't remember what the blokes name was from e17,that was funny!

Wasnt he drunk or stoned at the time?!

Just came to me......Brian Harvey.......Muppet.

Speedy you wicked bugger!!! :wink:


Funny story tho. :D

Sounds like you had a right laugh about it... just as well... he could have sued you! lol


:wink: :wink:

Yeah Brian Harvey! That was nasty! Not sure if he was stoned but I know he nearly killed himself. They say god works in myserious ways (not religious), he's getting him back for the remark he made about drugs!

Plum!!

I didn't mean to,he just sort of just walked infront of the wheel! Good job they are big fat tyres! :lol: