My missus is a n*gger...
 

Let me start by saying straight out that I love my missus and would do almost anything for her. She's beautiful, sexy, thoughtful and a great cook and I would love to have her be the mother of my children, but for her one major failing - she's a n*gger.
Obviously I knew this before we got involved, but being blinded by love I hoped we could get beyond that one day, more fool me. When I think of what way our kids might turn out with a n*gger for a mother, I squirm.
A couple of my friends are going out with n*ggers and they've both admitted that at times it can be very hard to deal with and that it's an issue which could lead to a break-up.
Let's face it guys, we look for the hot chicks - blondes, brunettes, redheads, curvy, slim, tall, short, it's all good - but nobody really wants to end up with a n*gger, do they?
Can anyone offer me any advice apart from getting shot of her and looking for a woman more my type? As I said, she's an absolutely adorable woman, and I would gladly spend the rest of my life in bliss with her - if she'd just stop n*gging!

Re: My missus is a n*gger...
 

Damn missed that last bit at first. Very good :P

You could try a 'He becomes a She' :P :lol:

Cheers
Ben

:lol: :lol:

I was shocked until I got to the end!

Very good!

EDIT: Don't know how that happened .

Cheers
Ben

I hear what you're saying, Matt. N*ggers **** me off too.

Re: My missus is a n*gger...
 

haha he had you hook, line and sinker!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :lol:

Re: My missus is a n*gger...
 

Yes. My lesson for today is to switch on brain [hopefully it may happen soon]. :oops: :P :lol:

Ooh 'eck!! :lol:

Very Good Matt :D