Jokes
 

Two funnies for u

Two cannibals are sat around the camp fire, munching on a troope of clowns they've just come across. One cannibal says to the other...
"Does this taste funny to you?"



Two Snowmen are stood in a field,

One says to the other....
"Can you smell Carrots?"




Ian

Badum-tsss

Brilliant - my works colleagues hated them tho'

It could happen... a (single) friend of mine and his mate went to Cuba for a fortnight last month. The mate of my mate had decided that he was going to see a "special lady friend" every night of their stay.

He was doing well for the first week when, in his words, "I got so bored of f*cking stunningly beautiful women, I found a midget and f*cked her to vary it a bit"

Apparently she wasn't even waist height and he's no Peter Crouch.