Friday joke - this ones "U" friendly honest! ;-)
 

I like this one! :lol:

Edit: Consider it edited as the previous joke obviously offended some!

Build Me a Bridge

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly
the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
"Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you
one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime
I want." The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the
enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach
the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will
nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me
to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and
think of something that would honour and glorify me." The man thought about it
for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my
wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives
me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says
nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy." The Lord replied,
"You want two lanes or four on that bridge"

:shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

What a disappointment.
Usually with jokes I've heard before I still read them as I can't remember something about them - but this has been repeated so many times before.

Sorry but paging Cuffy

Get over yourself its just a bit of Friday humour! :roll: :lol:

Wasn't this joke a couple when Noah loaded it on the Ark?

I don't mean to be picky but this joke was posted not so long ago and deleted cos it was apparently crossing the line of the U rating, how come it's allowed to be posted now.

http://forums.sv650.org/viewtopic.ph...light=prisoner

Well I havnt heard it before and it made me really laugh! Maybe it has too much of a sting in the tail for some men.......? :wink:

God this site actually sucks...

We like it.

Not the site mate, just some of the people on it* :wink:




* no offence intended e.d. - just a humorous quip