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keithd 10-11-06 10:01 AM

if you're gonna steal - make it a good reason
 
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A man who stole more than £164,000 from his employer to pay for a naked prostitute to clean his house will be sentenced today. Michael Lee, 59, watched the woman doing his housework as she wore only a pair of rubber gloves. Lee, of Shorefield Mount, Egerton, near Bolton, admitted last month to the theft of £164,124.

Bolton Crown Court heard that the company secretary raided the coffers at Alec's Three Piece Suite Warehouse in Great Lever to fund the woman's £200-an-hour services.

He falsified the company's accounts after he had already spent £20,000 of his own savings and £80,000 on credit cards.

He will be sentenced at Bolton Crown Court.
good man!

i say give him a pat on the back and send him on his way....

hovis 10-11-06 10:03 AM

£200-an-hour services???? :-k

Cronos 10-11-06 10:06 AM

He must have one hell of a clean house. £20k savings, £80k credit cards and £164,124 stolen at £200 an hour.

That's just over 1320½ hours cleaning! How big was his house? :P :lol: :lol: :lol:

walnuts 10-11-06 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by hovi5
£200-an-hour services???? :-k

I hope his house is f*ing clean at that price!

The Basket 10-11-06 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by hovi5
£200-an-hour services???? :-k

Must have been one hell of a cleaner.

Clean a house naked for £200 an hour? Where do I sign? :D

Cronos 10-11-06 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by The Basket
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Originally Posted by hovi5
£200-an-hour services???? :-k

Must have been one hell of a cleaner.

Clean a house naked for £200? Where do I sign? :D

I'll do it for £175 an hour! :P

and at that rate, I'll even bring my own Marigolds. :lol:

Peter Henry 10-11-06 10:09 AM

Cronos I think that you might be considered a little over dressed for the part if you donned your marigolds mate. :D

BoltonSte 10-11-06 10:23 AM

That's just up the road from me, I know of plenty of places in Bolton you could get a 'lady of negotiable affection' for much less than £200/hr HE WAS HAD

* Disclaimer, if my wife reads this then this thread is all lies and made up ('cept being near Edgerton)

kwak zzr 10-11-06 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by The Basket
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Originally Posted by hovi5
£200-an-hour services???? :-k

Must have been one hell of a cleaner.

Clean a house naked for £200 an hour? Where do I sign? :D

no me first! :lol:

cuffy 10-11-06 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Peter Henry
Cronos I think that you might be considered a little over dressed for the part if you donned your marigolds mate. :D

Depends on where he wears them :safe:


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