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Stingo 09-12-06 03:31 PM

A visit to the NHS
 
So...it's about half three Friday afternoon and Lucy has just got back from school. Around four we have cause to telephone the doctor's surgery. Then we need to make a journey across Plymouth to the accident unit (Cumberland Centre for those that know). We telephoned ahead to let them know that we were on our way as it shuts at five.

Much to our amazement, we arrived in good time - about twenty to five. A short wait and Lucy was in to be sorted. Five minutes later she's out, no tears, just her usual self. Great. Another satisfied customer of the NHS - aren't we lucky when things go well? :thumbsup:



I bet you're all dying to know what was wrong with her.....



















She had a bit of orange peel stuck right up her left nostril!! :lol: Poor little angel....!


So - had anything interesting stuck up your nasal passage lately??!! :lol: Come on - someone must know a good story...has to be true mind. :D

dirtydog 09-12-06 05:12 PM

A few months back my little girl decided to shove a stone from my gravel drive up her nose!!! :shock: :shock:

Biker Biggles 09-12-06 05:25 PM

Threads like this really get up my nose. :wink:

Tomcat 09-12-06 05:30 PM

aaaarrrrrr chew !

cuffy 09-12-06 07:01 PM

Re: A visit to the NHS
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stingo
So...it's about half three Friday afternoon and Lucy has just got back from school. Around four we have cause to telephone the doctor's surgery. Then we need to make a journey across Plymouth to the accident unit (Cumberland Centre for those that know). We telephoned ahead to let them know that we were on our way as it shuts at five.

Much to our amazement, we arrived in good time - about twenty to five. A short wait and Lucy was in to be sorted. Five minutes later she's out, no tears, just her usual self. Great. Another satisfied customer of the NHS - aren't we lucky when things go well? :thumbsup:



I bet you're all dying to know what was wrong with her.....



















She had a bit of orange peel stuck right up her left nostril!! :lol: Poor little angel....!


So - had anything interesting stuck up your nasal passage lately??!! :lol: Come on - someone must know a good story...has to be true mind. :D

I thought you were taking the pith :D

TAXI!!!!!

northwind 09-12-06 07:29 PM

Do you not have access to an air compressor? :)

Spiderman 09-12-06 08:16 PM

I had some white powder up my nose the other day. It was feeling really blocked up and watery too making me sniff a lot.





















Then the g/f told me you dont take Lemsip that way. :lol:


TAXI!!!!

cuffy 09-12-06 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spiderman
I had some white powder up my nose the other day. It was feeling really blocked up and watery too making me sniff a lot.





















Then the g/f told me you dont take Lemsip that way. :lol:


TAXI!!!!

Dont forget this too spidey :D

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Ed 10-12-06 12:55 AM

I really did swallow a 6d bit that my grandfather hid in the Christmas pud. Hospital sent me home again, nothing they could do. It passed through when I took a dump. True!!!!!!!!!!

Biker Biggles 10-12-06 09:57 AM

6d bit?People of a certain age should never admit to having any recollection of "old money". :wink:


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