Now this is wrong on so many levels …
 

Went to a funeral yesterday … my Auntie …

My cousin got up to do a speech/poem thingy to pay tribute to her mum …

My cousin was dressed all in black … and looking STUNNING (as always)!! :smt057 …

So needless to say, at one point my Auntie wasn’t the only 'stiff' in the room … don't worry, I didn’t actually have a ‘stork on’ :lol:, but I was certainly thinking how fine my cousin was looking rather than mourning!! :lol:

Like I said ... wrong on many levels ... :oops:

I am going straight to hell!! :lol:

I am also considering moving to a trailer park where these things are acceptable ... :lol:

Re: Now this is wrong on so many levels …
 

Yes, yes, you are!

Get her number for me though mate ;)

Re: Now this is wrong on so many levels …
 

Did you "do her" over the coffin?

If not then I think you are ok.

Got any pics :P

David

Re: Now this is wrong on so many levels …
 

Mate, after other things you've posted on here I'm convinced you need to either find a good woman or pay a visit to the red light area and get it out of your system.....

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Re: Now this is wrong on so many levels …
 

I think we need a pic of your cousin to asses just how wrong you are. I mean, she may be a totaly minger and that would make it even more wrong wouldnt it? lol

Re: Now this is wrong on so many levels …
 

Actually Jellyman, I think that he just needs to find a woman, good or bad, hell a female would do, any species, breathing optional.

Re: Now this is wrong on so many levels …
 

was your cousin male or female?

Re: Now this is wrong on so many levels …
 

This was wrong....

this was wrong wrong WRONG!

Re: Now this is wrong on so many levels …
 

it says "pay tribute to her mum" so im guessing female

Re: Now this is wrong on so many levels …
 

Thought you had him there Hovis - but it does say Her in the quote.

Bad news for you too then Bluesteel :P