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Forum: Idle Banter 15-11-18, 03:27 PM
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Posted By timwilky
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

Only 24 hours in a day. yet my bosses seem to think I can fit 36 hours to a working day.

I have too many concurrent projects and not permitted to take on any junior PMs to run the business as...
Forum: Idle Banter 14-11-18, 06:59 AM
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Posted By timwilky
Re: Schrader valve

Can I have a quarter of licororice torpedos please.
How many grams is that?
Forum: Idle Banter 06-11-18, 11:45 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 188
Posted By timwilky
new bike thoughts

So I am getting to the point where the little GSXR is well past its sell buy. even if it sailed through its mot last month.

I am looking, new gixers are silly money and TBH I don't need that...
Forum: Idle Banter 06-11-18, 12:19 PM
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Posted By timwilky
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

Well it ran 30 mins late as they had to use the downstairs surgery where I was scheduled for an oap who could not mange the stairs to the one where she was scheduled. I saw the upstairs chap come...
Forum: Idle Banter 06-11-18, 10:15 AM
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Posted By timwilky
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

Toothwrights in 45 mins.
a month ago "Book a followup appointment, you need those 3 broken stumps extracting and two fillings"

Not looking forward to this.
Forum: Bikes - Talk & Issues 01-11-18, 09:54 AM
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Views: 711
Posted By timwilky
Re: RST heated gloves

I have a pair of Biketek heated gloves. Unsightly as they look like old fashioned gauntlets and lack the protection of my normal kevlar braced gloves. but for those dry cold days in winter they are...
Forum: Idle Banter 22-10-18, 02:23 PM
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Posted By timwilky
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

will be toasty were I go. Sodding off to the sun to live out my days once I retire. Come back skint and tell the welfare to house me and send someone to wipe my ass/feed me.
Forum: Idle Banter 22-10-18, 02:20 PM
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Posted By timwilky
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

My dad changed his will 3 days before he died, instead of the estate going to his children, the lot went to his wife.


They had been together since she was our baby sitter in 1964 and they...
Forum: Idle Banter 22-10-18, 10:38 AM
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Posted By timwilky
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

I have bought an asbestos suit case. It is all going with me.
Forum: Idle Banter 08-10-18, 04:21 PM
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Posted By timwilky
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

;)

I am getting slow or too polite it took me 2 seconds of thought to work that one out. But one F missing. Flying
Forum: Idle Banter 08-10-18, 12:15 PM
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Posted By timwilky
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

Failed the OCD test and had another telling off from the daughter.


Crime :- I hung out half a dozen towels to dry rather than follow instruction and bung them in the tumble dryer. You can...
Forum: Idle Banter 08-10-18, 12:05 PM
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Posted By timwilky
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

I once failed a credit check trying to get a mobile phone contract. Own my own house. 30 grand in the current account. 50 grand available on my credit cards. People try to throw interest free credit...
Forum: Idle Banter 03-10-18, 02:16 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,121
Posted By timwilky
Re: Central Heating Boilers:

We have a Worcester,at two years old. The plastic pipes were dripping, service tech tried to tighten them and the joint disintegrated. A few years later it starts to act up. Because the control board...
Forum: Idle Banter 24-09-18, 10:22 AM
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Posted By timwilky
Re: Painting a metal gate

Starting point. Take them to your local sand blaster and get him to strip them back to shiny. Personally I would spray with 2 pack, but usual warnings apply. I have an air fed mask but you can use...
Forum: Idle Banter 18-09-18, 10:56 PM
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Posted By timwilky
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

One of my colleagues was critisised for his foul feet on his annual appraisal and fumed. He knew they were bad, his socks soaked in a bucket in the garage before going in the wash. His wife was a...
Forum: Idle Banter 18-09-18, 11:54 AM
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Views: 384,763
Posted By timwilky
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

Well 3 root stumps to be extracted and two minor fillings.


As there is nothing on top of the roots, crowns gave way years ago and former dentist just left them they might as well go. There is...
Forum: Idle Banter 18-09-18, 07:56 AM
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Posted By timwilky
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

Dentist this morning.


I am never a fan of them and my last one dumped me for not attending appointments. Never received an appointment. yes we sent you 3 on phone 07...., err that was my old...
Forum: Idle Banter 14-09-18, 01:53 PM
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Posted By timwilky
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

Data/Account protection

Daughters bloke has divorced his ex and he has kept the house. They are trying to sort out utilities. But they are all in the name of the ex... When they phone to change...
Forum: Idle Banter 07-09-18, 02:13 PM
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Posted By timwilky
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

My parents were out with their friend some years ago and he was pulled by plod and given advice about the use of high intensity rears, despite his protests that he puts them on to be seen, he was...
Forum: Idle Banter 31-08-18, 10:52 AM
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Posted By timwilky
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

Probably going to be a bit controversial.


As a kid growing up in the 60s there was a local charity run hospital for "mentally ill" men. As kids we would see the odd resident who was allowed out...
Forum: Idle Banter 23-08-18, 10:41 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,858
Posted By timwilky
Re: Finally, a reason to buy a Harley

Careful there or you will annoy me. British Leyland was a government invention where the successful Leyland Motors were forced to acquire British Motor Holdings who sucked every penny out of Leyland,...
Forum: Idle Banter 16-08-18, 09:12 AM
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Views: 384,763
Posted By timwilky
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

Such a 21st century problem.

The wife bought a new toaster and threw out the old one. Nothing wrong with it, simply a 2 slice and she wanted a 4 slice toaster.

But the bread doesn't fit in it....
Forum: Idle Banter 22-06-18, 07:22 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,016
Posted By timwilky
Re: Elderly Personal Care Help

My mother was asked to leave two care homes.


She worked until she was 70 as a nurse. But she went blind and lost her mobility. A fall caused her a 6 week stay in hospital because of a fractured...
Forum: Idle Banter 19-06-18, 09:12 AM
Replies: 6,627
Views: 384,763
Posted By timwilky
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

Gripe. The rush to cloud host everything.


I have an invoice processing system linked to several ERP systems and export some data to a file share that is picked up by BI systems.


Now one of...
Forum: Idle Banter 19-06-18, 08:53 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 850
Posted By timwilky
Re: Injury Claim

Firstly from my own experience after being offed. My first medical examination that concluded that I had "Soft Tissue" injuries and would be fully recovered within 6 months was on behalf of the 3rd...
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